The shouts of approval didn’t sit well with Alf. He answered sullenly, “Well, at least he has to follow the Scout Law — every Scout has to do that.”
“Yes,” agreed the Scoutmaster soberly. “The Scout Law is the essence of Scouting. If you don’t obey it, you aren’t a Scout, no matter how many merit badges you wear. Well, Charlie? Shall we examine Nixie in Scout Law?”
Charlie bit his lip. He was sorry that he hadn’t taken that badge off Nixie’s collar. It was mighty nice that the fellows back home had voted Nixie into the troop…but with this smart Aleck trying to make something of it — Why did there always have to be one in every troop who tried to take the fun Out of life?
He answered reluctantly, “All right.”
“Give me the Handbook. Is Nixie trustworthy?”
“Sure he is!”
“How?”
“Well…he doesn’t get on furniture even if you’re not watching him…and he won’t touch food unless he’s told to, and uh…”
“I think that’s enough. Is he loyal?”
“He’s loyal to me.”
“Mmm…good enough. Helpful?”
“Uh, there isn’t a whole lot he can do, I guess. He used to fetch newspapers in — but he can’t do that here. He’ll fetch anything you ask him to, if he understands what it is.,,
“Friendly’ — well, obviously. ‘Courteous’ — we’ll pass him on that, seeing what he has put up with tonight. Kind?”
“He’ll let a baby try to pull his tail off, or step on his face, and never snap or growl. Uh, he did used to be kind of rough on cats, but I taught him better.”
“Obedient?”
“Want to see?” Charlie put him through hand signal orders, ending with standing at attention and saluting. The applause made Nixie tremble but he held it until Charlie signalled “At ease.”
“Take note of that, Alf,” Mr. Qu’an said drily, “next time I have to speak to you twice. ‘Cheerful’ — we can skip that; I’m sure his grin isn’t faked. ‘Thrifty’ — well, we can hardly expect him to have a savings account.”
“He buries bones.”
“Mmm, I suppose that’s the canine equivalent. Brave?”
“I think he is. I’ve seen him tackle a dog three times his size — and chase it out of our yard, too, back home — back Earthside.”
“Clean?”
“Smell him. He had a bath just yesterday. And he’s perfectly housebroken.”
“All that is left is ‘Reverent’ — and I don’t intend to tr to discuss that with him. I rule that Nixie is at least a reverent as the rapscallions I’ve heard cussing aroun4 here when they didn’t think I was listening. How abou it, boys? Does he pass?”
Nixie was voted into Troop Four in his tenderfoo status unanimously…Alfred Rheinhardt, Tenderfool abstaining.
After the meeting the troop treasurer buttOnhole Charlie. “You want to pay your dues now, Chuck?”
“Huh? Oh, yeah, sure — I brought some money.”
“Good.” The other Scout accepted payment. “Here’~ your receipt.”
“Just mark it down in your book.”
“Take it. No tickee, no washee. I’m nasty about it — that’s why they made me treasurer. Now about Nixi — You pay? Or do I speak to him?”
The other boy was not smiling and Charlie could noi decide whether or not he was joking. He decided to pla) it just as soberly. “I settle for Nixie. You see, he doesn’t have pockets.” He dug down in his diminishing resources, managed to piece out enough to pay the small amount for Nixie. “Here.”
“Thanks.” The treasurer handed back a shilling. “Tenderfeet get by cheaper, under Troop by-laws. But every little bit helps. You know, when I took this job, the troop was in the hole. Now we got money in the bank.”
“I believe it!” Charlie agreed. He was secretly delighted at the transaction. Nixie was no longer an honorary Scout,” he was a Scout — he kept the Law and his dues were paid.
Nixie’s eligibility to take part in all troop doings wa~ fbi questioned until the first hike thereafter. Mr. Qu’ar looked troubled when Charlie showed up with him. “You had better take Nixie home. We’ll wait for you.”
Charlie was upset. “But, Mr. Qu’an, I thought — Well, Nixie always goes on hikes.”