You probably think you died and went to cockroach heaven.”
He would rest, let his throbbing legs calm a little, then climb out of Wonderland and
back into his phone-booth-sized piece of the overworld. Just a short rest; he wasn’t
staying down here any longer than he had to, that was for sure.
Curtis closed his eyes and tried to center himself.
He saw numbers scrolling up on a computer screen. The stock market wouldn’t be
open yet in New York, so these numbers must be from overseas. Probably the Nikkei.
Most of the numbers were green. That was good.
“Metals and industrials,” he said. “And Takeda Pharmaceutical—that’s a buy.
Anyone can see…”
Curled against the wall in what was almost a fetal position, his drawn face streaked
with brown warpaint, his butt sunk almost to the hips in muck, his filth-caked hands
still dangling from his drawn-up knees, Curtis slept. And dreamed.
Betsy was alive and Curtis was in his living room. She was lying on her side in her
accustomed place between the coffee table and the TV, snoozing with her latest half-
chewed tennis ball near to hand. Or paw, in Betsy’s case.
“Bets!” he said. “Wake up and fetch the idiot stick!”
She struggled to her feet—of course she struggled, she was old now—and as she did,
the tags on her collar jingled.
The tags jingled.
The tags.
He woke up gasping, listing to the left as he leaned against the holding tank’s greasy bottom, one hand outstretched, either to take the TV controller or to touch his dead
dog.
He lowered his hand to his knee. He wasn’t surprised to find he was crying. Had
probably started even before the dream began to unravel. Betsy was dead and he was
sitting in shit. If that wasn’t reason enough to cry, he didn’t know what was.
He looked again at the oval light across from and slightly above him, and saw it was
quite a lot brighter. Hard to believe he’d been asleep for any length of time, but it
seemed he had been. An hour at least. God knew how much poison he was breathing,
but—
“Don’t worry, I can deal with poison air,” he said. “After all, I’m a witch.”
And, bad air or no bad air, the dream had been very sweet. Very vivid. The jingling of
those tags—
“Fuck,” he whispered, and his hand flew to his pocket. He was terribly sure he must
have lost the Vespa key in his tumble and would have to feel around for it down here,
sifting through the shit with nothing but the scant light coming in through the split
seam and the toilet hole to help him, but the key was still there. So was his money, but money would do him no good down here and the clip wouldn’t, either. It was gold,
and valuable, but too thick to qualify as an escape aid. So was the key to the Vespa.
But there was something else on the keyring. Something that made him feel
simultaneously bad and good every time he looked at it, or heard it jingle. It was
Betsy’s ID tag.
She had worn two, but this was the one he’d slipped off her collar before giving her a final hug goodbye and turning her body over to the vet. The other one, state-required, certified that she’d had all her shots. This one was more personal. It was rectangular, like a GI’s dog tag. Stamped on it was
BETSY
IF LOST CALL 941-555-1954
CURTIS JOHNSON
19 GULF BOULEVARD
TURTLE ISLAND, FLA. 34274
It wasn’t a screwdriver, but it was thin, it was made of stainless steel, and Curtis
thought it just might serve. He said another prayer— he didn’t know if what they said
about no atheists in foxholes was true, but there seemed to be none in shitholes—then
slipped the end of Betsy’s ID tag into the slot of the screw just to the right of where the split ended. The screw that was a little loose to begin with.
He expected resistance, but under the edge of the ID tag the screw turned almost at
once. He was so surprised he dropped his keyring and had to feel around for it. He