She was clutching her rich coils of hair with both hands in a gesture with which Poirot was familiar.
“Wait,” she cried in a kind of agony.
“Wait!” Poirot waited, his eyebrows raised.
“You didn’t tell me her name,” said Mrs. Oliver.
“She did not give it. Unfortunate, I agree with you.” “Wait!” implored Mrs. Oliver, again with the same agony. She relaxed her grip on her head and uttered a deep sigh. Hair detached itself from its bonds and tumbled over her shoulders, a super imperial coil of hair detached itself completely and fell on the floor. Poirot picked it up and put it discreetly on the table.
“Now then,” said Mrs. Oliver, suddenly restored to calm. She pushed in a hairpin or two, and nodded her head while she thought.
“Who told this girl about you, M.
Poirot?” “No one so far as I know. Naturally, she had heard about me no doubt.” Mrs. Oliver thought that “naturally” was not the word at all. What was natural was that Poirot himself was sure that everyone had always heard of him. Actually large numbers of people would only look at you blankly if the name of Hercule Poirot was mentioned, especially the younger generation. “But how am I going to put that to him?” thought Mrs. Oliver, “in such a way that it won’t hurt his feelings?” “I think you’re wrong,” she said. “Girls —well, girls and young men — they don’t know very much about detectives and things like that. They don’t hear about them.” “Everyone must have heard about Hercule Poirot,” said Poirot, superbly.
It was an article of belief for Hercule Poirot.
“But they are all so badly educated nowadays,” said Mrs. Oliver. “Really, the only people whose names they know are pop singers, or Groups, or disc jockeys — that sort of thing. If you need someone special, I mean a doctor or a detective or a dentist—well, then, I mean you would ask someone — ask who’s the right person to go to? And then the other person says — ‘My dear, you must go to that absolutely wonderful man in Queen Anne’s Street, twists your legs three times round your head and you’re cured’, or ‘All my diamonds were stolen, and Henry would have been furious, so I couldn’t go to the police, but there’s a simply uncanny detective, most discreet, and he got them back for me and Henry never knew a thing.’ — That’s the way it happens all the time. Someone sent that girl to you.” “I doubt it very much.” “You wouldn’t know until you were told. And you’re going to be told now. It’s only just come to me. / sent that girl to you.” Poirot stared. “You? But why did you not say so at once?” “Because it’s only just come to me — when you spoke about Ophelia — long wet-looking hair, and rather plain. It seemed a description of someone I’d actually seen. Quite lately. And then it came to me who it was.” “Who is she?” “I don’t actually know her name, but I can easily find out. We were talking — about private detectives and private eyes — and I spoke about you and some of the amazing things you had done.” “And you gave her my address?” “No, of course I didn’t. I’d no idea she wanted a detective or anything like that.
I thought we were just talking. But I’d mentioned the name several times, and of course it would be easy to look you up in the telephone book and just come along.” “Were you talking about murder?” “Not that I can remember. I don’t even know how we came to be talking about detectives — unless, yes, perhaps it was she who started the subject…” “Tell me then, tell me all you can— even if you do not know her name, tell me all you know about her.” “Well, it was last weekend. I was staying with the Lorrimers. They don’t come into it except that they took me over to some friends of theirs for drinks. There were several people there—and I didn’t enjoy myself much because, as you know, I don’t really like drink, and so people have to find a soft drink for, me which is rather a bore for them. And then people say things to me — you know — how much they like my books, and how they’ve been longing to meet me — and it all makes me feel hot and bothered and rather silly.