Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories by Mark Twain

singer among the animals pleases him best, and that if he choose wisely

the chosen animal will save his life, his dynasty, his people, but that

if he should make “an erring choice”–beware!

By the end of the year there were as many opinions about this matter as

there had been in the beginning; but a majority of the wise and the

simple were agreed that the safest plan would be for the little king to

make choice beforehand, and the earlier the better. So an edict was sent

forth commanding all persons who owned singing creatures to bring them to

the great hall of the palace in the morning of the first day of the new

year. This command was obeyed. When everything was in readiness for the

trial, the king made his solemn entry with the great officers of the

crown, all clothed in their robes of state. The king mounted his golden

throne and prepared to give judgment. But he presently said:

“These creatures all sing at once; the noise is unendurable; no one can

choose in such a turmoil. Take them all away, and bring back one at a

time.”

This was done. One sweet warbler after another charmed the young king’s

ear and was removed to make way for another candidate. The precious

minutes slipped by; among so many bewitching songsters he found it hard

to choose, and all the harder because the promised penalty for an error

was so terrible that it unsettled his judgment and made him afraid to

trust his own ears. He grew nervous and his face showed distress. His

ministers saw this, for they never took their eyes from him a moment.

Now they began to say in their hearts:

“He has lost courage–the cool head is gone–he will err–he and his

dynasty and his people are doomed!”

At the end of an hour the king sat silent awhile, and then said:

“Bring back the linnet.”

The linnet trilled forth her jubilant music. In the midst of it the king

was about to uplift his scepter in sign of choice, but checked himself

and said:

“But let us be sure. Bring back the thrush; let them sing together.”

The thrush was brought, and the two birds poured out their marvels of

song together. The king wavered, then his inclination began to settle

and strengthen–one could see it in his countenance. Hope budded in the

hearts of the old ministers, their pulses began to beat quicker, the

scepter began to rise slowly, when: There was a hideous interruption!

It was a sound like this–just at the door:

“Waw . . . he! waw . . . he! waw-he!-waw

he!-waw-he!”

Everybody was sorely startled–and enraged at himself for showing it.

The next instant the dearest, sweetest, prettiest little peasant-maid of

nine years came tripping in, her brown eyes glowing with childish

eagerness; but when she saw that august company and those angry faces she

stopped and hung her head and put her poor coarse apron to her eyes.

Nobody gave her welcome, none pitied her. Presently she looked up

timidly through her tears, and said:

“My lord the king, I pray you pardon me, for I meant no wrong. I have no

father and no mother, but I have a goat and a donkey, and they are all in

all to me. My goat gives me the sweetest milk, and when my dear good

donkey brays it seems to me there is no music like to it. ~So when my

lord the king’s jester said the sweetest singer among all the animals

should save the crown and nation, and moved me to bring him here–”

All the court burst into a rude laugh, and the child fled away crying,

without trying to finish her speech. The chief minister gave a private

order that she and her disastrous donkey be flogged beyond the precincts

of the palace and commanded to come within them no more.

Then the trial of the birds was resumed. The two birds sang their best,

but the scepter lay motionless in the king’s hand. Hope died slowly out

in the breasts of all. An hour went by; two hours, still no decision.

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