edges of it; took the mucilage and pasted it in my hat so as to cover the
manufacturer’s name. He said, “No one will know now where you got it.
I will send you a hat-tip of my hatter, and you can paste it over this
tissue circle.” It was the calmest, coolest thing–I never admired a man
so much in my life. Mind, he did this while his own hat sat offensively
near our noses, on the table–an ancient extinguisher of the “slouch”
pattern, limp and shapeless with age, discolored by vicissitudes of the
weather, and banded by an equator of bear’s grease that had stewed
through.
Another time he examined my coat. I had no terrors, for over my tailor’s
door was the legend, “By Special Appointment Tailor to H. R. H. the
Prince of Wales,” etc. I did not know at the time that the most of the
tailor shops had the same sign out, and that whereas it takes nine
tailors to make an ordinary man, it takes a hundred and fifty to make a
prince. He was full of compassion for my coat. Wrote down the address
of his tailor for me. Did not tell me to mention my nom de plume and the
tailor would put his best work on my garment, as complimentary people
sometimes do, but said his tailor would hardly trouble himself for an
unknown person (unknown person, when I thought I was so celebrated in
England!–that was the cruelest cut), but cautioned me to mention his
name, and it would be all right. Thinking to be facetious, I said:
“But he might sit up all night and injure his health.”
“Well, let him,” said Rogers; “I’ve done enough for him, for him to show
some appreciation of it.”
I might as well have tried to disconcert a mummy with my facetiousness.
Said Rogers: “I get all my coats there–they’re the only coats fit to be
seen in.”
I made one more attempt. I said, “I wish you had brought one with you–
I would like to look at it.”
“Bless your heart, haven’t I got one on?–this article is Morgan’s make.”
I examined it. The coat had been bought ready-made, of a Chatham Street
Jew, without any question–about 1848. It probably cost four dollars
when it was new. It was ripped, it was frayed, it was napless and
greasy. I could not resist showing him where it was ripped. It so
affected him that I was almost sorry I had done it. First he seemed
plunged into a bottomless abyss of grief. Then he roused himself, made a
feint with his hands as if waving off the pity of a nation, and said–
with what seemed to me a manufactured emotion–“No matter; no matter;
don’t mind me; do not bother about it. I can get another.”
When he was thoroughly restored, so that he could examine the rip and
command his feelings, he said, ah, now he understood it–his servant must
have done it while dressing him that morning.
His servant! There was something awe-inspiring in effrontery like this.
Nearly every day he interested himself in some article of my clothing.
One would hardly have expected this sort of infatuation in a man who
always wore the same suit, and it a suit that seemed coeval with the
Conquest.
It was an unworthy ambition, perhaps, but I did wish I could make this
man admire something about me or something I did–you would have felt the
same way. I saw my opportunity: I was about to return to London, and had
“listed” my soiled linen for the, wash. It made quite au imposing
mountain in the corner of the room–fifty-four pieces. I hoped he would
fancy it was the accumulation of a single week. I took up the wash-list,
as if to see that it was all right, and then tossed it on the table, with
pretended forgetfulness. Sure enough, he took it. up and ran his eye
along down to the grand total. Then he said, “You get off easy,” and
laid it down again.
His gloves were the saddest ruin, but he told me where I could get some