Teal knew before he turned his head that the drawing room and lounge would be found in equally substantial and impossible existence.
“Well, I must admit this is charming,” Mrs. Bailey approved, “and the kitchen is just too quaint for words — though I would never have guessed from the exterior that this house had so much room upstairs. Of course some changes will have to be made. That secretary now — if we moved it over here and put the settle over there — ”
“Stow it, Matilda,” Bailey cut in brusquely. “Wha’d’ yuh make of it, Teal?”
“Why, Homer Bailey! The very id — ”
“Stow it, I said. Well, Teal?”
The architect shuffled his rambling body. “I’m afraid to say. Let’s go on up.”
“How?”
“Like this.” He touched another button; a mate, in deeper colors, to the fairy bridge that had let them up from below offered them access to the next floor. They climbed it, Mrs. Bailey expostulating in the rear, and found themselves in the master bedroom. Its shades were drawn, as had been those on the level below, but the mellow lighting came on automatically. Teal at once activated the switch which controlled still another flight of stairs, and they hurried up into the top floor study.
“Look, Teal,” suggested Bailey when he had caught his breath, “can we get to the roof above this room? Then we could look around.”
“Sure, it’s an observatory platform.” They climbed a fourth flight of stairs, but when the cover at the top lifted to let them reach the level above, they found themselves, not on the roof, but standing in the ground floor room where they had entered the house.
Mr. Bailey turned a sickly gray. “Angels in heaven,” he cried, “this place is haunted. We’re getting out of here.” Grabbing his wife he threw open the front door and plunged out.
Teal was too much preoccupied to bother with their departure. There was an answer to all this, an answer that he did not believe. But he was forced to break off considering it because of hoarse shouts from somewhere above him. He lowered the staircase and rushed upstairs. Bailey was in the central room leaning over Mrs. Bailey, who had fainted. Teal took in the situation, went to the bar built into the lounge, and poured three fingers of brandy, which he returned with and handed to Bailey. “Here — this’ll fix her up.”
Bailey drank it.
“That was for Mrs. Bailey,” said Teal.
“Don’t quibble,” snapped Bailey. “Get her another.” Teal took the precaution of taking one himself before returning with a dose earmarked for his client’s wife. He found her just opening her eyes.
“Here, Mrs. Bailey,” he soothed, “this will make you feel better.”
“I never touch spirits,” she protested, and gulped it.
“Now tell me what happened,” suggested Teal. “I thought you two had left.”
“But we did — we walked out the front door and found ourselves up here, in the lounge.”
“The hell you say! Hm-m-m — wait a minute.” Teal went into the lounge. There he found that the big view window at the end of the room was open. He peered cautiously through it. He stared, not out at the California countryside, but into the ground floor room — or a reasonable facsimile thereof. He said nothing, but went back to the stair well which he had left open and looked down it. The ground floor room was still in place. Somehow, it managed to be in two different places at once, on different levels.
He came back into the central room and seated himself opposite Bailey in a deep, low chair, and sighted him past his upthrust bony knees. “Homer,” he said impressively, “do you know what has happened?”
“No, I don’t — but if I don’t find out pretty soon, something is going to happen and pretty drastic, too!”
“Homer, this is a vindication of my theories. This house is a real tesseract.”
“What’s he talking about, Homer?”
“Wait, Matilda — now Teal, that’s ridiculous. You’ve pulled some hanky-panky here and I won’t have it scaring Mrs. Bailey half to death, and making me nervous. All I want is to get out of here, with no more of your trapdoors and silly practical jokes.”