Another Fine Myth by Robert Asprin

“Um … are you talking to me?” I stammered.

“Of course I’m talking to you,” she purred, coming close to me and twining her arms around my neck. “I’m certainly not talking to your dragon. I mean, he’s cute and all, but my tastes don’t run in those directions.”

“Gleep!” said the dragon.

I felt my body temperature soar. The touch of her arms caused a tingling sensation which seemed to wreak havoc on my metabolism.

“Um . . . actually I’m looking for a friend,” I blurted.

“Well, you’ve found one,” she murmured, moving her body against me.

“Aah … I… um.” Suddenly I was having trouble concentrating. “What is it you want?”

“Hmm,” she said thoughtfully, “Even though it’s not my normal line, I think I’d like to tell your fortune … free.”

“Oh?” I said, surprised.

This was the first time since I reached the Bazaar that anyone had offered me anything for free. I didn’t know if I should be happy or suspicious.

“You’re going to have a fight,” she whispered in my ear. “A big one.”

“What?” I exclaimed. “When? With who?”

“Easy, handsome.” she warned, tightening her grip around my neck. “When is in a very few minutes. With who is the rat pack over my shoulder . . . don’t look right at them!”

Her final sharp warning checked my reflexive glance. Moving more cautiously, I snuck a peek out of the corner of my eye.

Lounging against a shop wall, watching us closely, were a dozen or so of the ugliest, nastiest looking characters I have ever seen.

“Them? I mean, all of them?” I asked.

“Uh-huh!” she confirmed, snuggling into my chest.

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