ago, where Joseph Cotton was paralyzed in a car crash and was finally able to let them know he was still alive by crying a
single tear.
And if nothing else, that minuscule mosquito-whine of a sound has proved to myself that I’m alive, that I’m not just a spirit lingering inside the clay effigy of my own dead body.
Focusing all my concentration, I can feel breath slipping through my nose and down my throat, replacing the breath I have
now expended, and then I send it out again, working harder than I ever worked summers for the Lane Construction Company
when I was a teenager, working harder than I have ever worked in my life, because now I’m working for my life and they
must hear me, dear Jesus, they must.
Nnnnn-
“You want some music?” the woman doctor asks. “I’ve got Marty Stuart, Tony Bennett-”
He makes a despairing sound. I barely hear it, and take no immediate meaning from what she’s saying … which is probably a
mercy.
“All right,” she says, laughing. “I’ve also got the Rolling Stones.”
“You?”
“Me. I’m not quite as square as I look, Peter.”
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“I didn’t mean. . .- He sounds flustered.
Listen to me!” I scream inside my head as my frozen eyes stare up into the icy-white light. Stop chattering like magpies and listen to me!
I can feel more air trickling down my throat and the idea occurs that whatever has happened to me may be starting to wear
off … but it’s Only a faint blip on the Screen of my now thoughts. Maybe it is wearing off, but very soon now recovery will cease to be an option for me. All my energy is bent toward making them hear me, and this time they will hear me I know it.
“Stones, then”, she says. “Unless you want me to run Out, and get a Michael. Bolton CD in honor of your first pericardial”
Please, no!” he cries, and they both laugh.
The sound starts to come out, and it is louder this time.
Not as loud as I’d hoped, but loud enough. Surely loud enough. They’ll hear, they must.
Then, just as I begin to force the sound out of my nose like some rapidly solidifying liquid, the room is filled with a blare of fuzz-tone guitar and Mick Jagger’s voice bashing off the walls””Awww, no it’s only rock and roll, but I LIYYYKE IT…”
“Turn it down!” Dr. Cisco yells, comically 0vershouting, and amid these noises my own nasal sound, a desperate little humming through my nostrils, is no more audible than a whisper in a foundry.
Now her face bends over me again and I feel fresh horror as I see that she’s wearing a Plexi eyeshield and a gauze mask over her mouth. She glances back over her shoulder.
“I’ll strip him for you,” she tells Pete, and bends toward me with a scalpel glittering in one gloved hand, bends toward me through the guitar thunder of the Rolling Stones.
I hum desperately, but it’s no good. I can’t even hear Myself.
The scalpel hovers, then cuts.
I shriek inside my own head, but there is no pain, only my polo shirt falling in two pieces at my sides. Sliding apart as my ribcage will after Pete unknowingly makes his first pericardial cut on a living patient.
I am lifted. My head lolls back and for a moment I see Pete upside down, donning his own Plexi eyeshield as he stands by a
steel counter, inventorying a horrifying array of tools. Chief among them are the oversized scissors. I get just a glimpse of them, of blades glittering like merciless satin. Then I am laid flat again and my shirt is gone. I’m now naked to the waist. It’s cold in the room.
Look at my chest! I scream at her. You must see it rise and fall, no matter how shallow my respiration is! You’re a goddam
expert, for Christ’s sake”
Instead, she looks across the room, raising her voice to be heard above the music. (“I like it, like it, yes I do,” the Stones sing, and I think I will hear that nasal idiot chorus in the halls of hell through all eternity.) “What’s your pick? Boxers or Jockeys?”