“Aren’t you tired?” she asked, glancing over her shoulder and turning towards him a little pink ear, a fluffy golden curl, and one blue eye twinkling from the very corner of its lid.
“Not a bit. I am just getting my swing.
“Isn’t it wonderful to be strong? You always remind me of a steamengine.”
“Why a steamengine?”
“Well, because it is so powerful, and reliable, and unreasoning. Well, I didn’t mean that last, you know, but–but–you know what I mean. What is the matter with you?”
“Why?”
“Because you have something on your mind. You have not laughed once.”
He broke into a gruesome laugh. “I am quite jolly,” said he.
“Oh, no, you are not. And why did you write me such a dreadfully stiff letter?”
“There now,” he cried, “I was sure it was stiff. I said it was absurdly stiff.”
“Then why write it?”
“It wasn’t my own composition.”
“Whose then? Your aunt’s?”
“Oh, no. It was a person of the name of Slattery.”
“Goodness! Who is he?”
“I knew it would come out, I felt that it would. You’ve heard of Slattery the author?”
“Never.”
“He is wonderful at expressing himself. He wrote a book called `The Secret Solved; or, Letter-writing Made Easy.’ It gives you models of all sorts of letters.”
Ida burst out laughing. “So you actually copied one.”
“It was to invite a young lady to a picnic, but I set to work and soon got it changed so that it would do very well. Slattery seems never to have asked any one to ride a tandem. But when I had written it, it seemed so dreadfully stiff that I had to put a little beginning and end of my own, which seemed to brighten it up a good deal.”
“I thought there was something funny about the beginning and end.”
“Did you? Fancy your noticing the difference in style. How quick you are! I am very slow at things like that. I ought to have been a woodman, or game-keeper, or something. I was made on those lines. But I have found something now.”
“What is that, then?”
“Ranching. I have a chum in Texas, and he says it is a rare life. I am to buy a share in his business. It is all in the open air–shooting, and riding, and sport. Would it–would it inconvenience you much, Ida, to come out there with me?”
Ida nearly fell off her perch in her amazement. The only words of which she could think were “My goodness me!” so she said them.
“If it would not upset your plans, or change your arrangements in any way.” He had slowed down and let go of the steering handle, so that the great machine crawled aimlessly about from one side of the road to the other. “I know very well that I am not clever or anything of that sort, but still I would do all I can to make you very happy. Don’t you think that in time you might come to like me a little bit?”
Ida gave a cry of fright. “I won’t like you if you run me against a brick wall,” she said, as the machine rasped up against the curb “Do attend to the steering.”
“Yes, I will. But tell me, Ida, whether you will come with me.”
“Oh, I don’t know. It’s too absurd! How can we talk about such things when I cannot see you? You speak to the nape of my neck, and then I have to twist my head round to answer.”
“I know. That was why I put `You in front’ upon my letter. I thought that it would make it easier. But if you would prefer it I will stop the machine, and then you can sit round and talk about it.”
“Good gracious!” cried Ida. “Fancy our sitting face to face on a motionless tricycle in the middle of the road, and all the people looking out of their windows at us!”
“It would look rather funny, wouldn’t it? Well, then, suppose that we both get off and push the tandem along in front of us?”
“Oh, no, this is better than that.”