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adjectives to be used when describing it to prospective

buyers. Succulent. Juicy. Mouthwatering. Refreshing.

HeaVenly. Other-worldly.

The rest of the first volume and the nine that

followed continued in this vein. Swope had authored

eight hundred and twenty-seven pages of text laud-.

ing the cherimoya over a ten-year-period, recording

the progress of each tree in his young grove and

plotting his control of the market. (“Riches? Fame?

Which is paramount? No matter, there will be

both.”)

Stapled in ne of the books was an invoice from a

printer and a sample brochure brimming with gushing

prose and illustrated with-color photographs.

One picture showed Swope holding a bushel of the

exotic fruit. As a young man he’d resembled Clark

Gable, tall, husky, with dark wavy hair and a pencil

mustache. The caption identified him as a world-renowed

hortculturist and botanical researcher

specializing in the propagation of rare food crops

and dedicated to ending world hunger.

I read on. There were detailed descriptions of

crossbreeding experiments between the cherimoya

and other members of annonaceae. Swope was a

compulsive reporter, painstakingly listing every pos-

sible climactic and biochemical variable, tn the end

that line of research had been abandoned With the

notation that “No hybrid approaches the perfection

that is a. cherimoya.”

The optimism came to an abrupt halt in Volume

X: I opened to newspaper clippings reporting the

freak frost that had decimated the cherimoya grove.

There were descriptions of the agricultural damage

wrought by the cold winds and projections of rises

in food prices clipped from San Diego papers. A

mournful featur6 on the Swopes specifically had

been printed in the La Vista C/a/on. The next

twenty pages were filled with jagged, obscene scribbles,

the paper deeply indented often to the point

of tearing; the pen had ‘been used to stab and slash.

Then new experimental data.

As I turned the pages, Garland Swope’s fascina-ti.on

with the grotesque, the stillborn, and the deadly

evolved before my eyes. It started as theoretical

notations about mutations, and rambling hypotheses

about their ecological value. Midway through the

eleventh volume was the chilling answer Swope

found to those questions: “The sublimely repugnant

mutations of otherwise mundane species must

be evidence of the Creator’s essential hatefulness.”

The notes grew progressively less coherent even

as they increased in complexity. At times Swope’s

handwriting was so cramped as to be illegible, but I

was able to make out most of it–tests of poison

content on mice, pigeons, and sparrows; careful

selection of deformed fruit for genetic culture; culling

of the normal, nurturance of the defective, All

part of a patient, methodical search for the ultimate

· horticultural horror.

Then there was yet another turn in the convo-

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luted j.ourney through Swope’s mind: in the first

XII it appeared he’d dropped

his morbid obsessions and gone back to working

with annonaceae, concentrating on-a species Maimon

hadn’,t mentioned: a. zingiber. He’d conducted a

series of pollinization experiments, carefully listing

the date and time of each. Soon, however, the new

studies were interrupted by accounts of work with

deadly toadstools, foxglove, and dieffenachia. There

was a gleeful emphasis upon the neurotoxic qualities

of the last exemplified by a footnote attributing

the plant’s common name, dumb cane, to its ability

paralyze the vocal chords.

This pattern of shifting between his pet mutations

and the new annona became established by the

middle of the thirteenth volume and continued

through the fifteenth.

In Volume XVI, the notes took on an optimistic

tone as Swope exulted in the creation of “a new

cultivar.” Then, as suddenly as it had appeared, a.

zingiber was discarded and dismissed as “showing

robust breeder potential but lacking any further

ry.” I put my strained eyes through another

hundred pages of madness and set the binders aside.

The library contained several bookson rare ‘fruit,

many of them exquisite editions published in Asia.

I looked through all of them but could find no

reference to annona zingiber, Puzzled, I searched

the shelves for suitable reference material and

pulled out a thick dog-eared volume titled Botanical

Taxonomy.

The answer was at the end of the book. It took a

while to comprehend the full meaning of what I’d

just read. An unspeakable conclusion but agonizingly

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