Carl Hiaasen – Basket Case

Yet it turns out he was neither a miscreant nor a pillar of the establishment. He was merely a character, small and harmless to the planet.

His obituary is from the Key West Citizen, and is dated March 12, 1973. That explains why it didn’t turn up in a computerized library search—many newspapers didn’t switch to electronic filing until the late seventies or early eighties. My telephone chase was fruitless because my mother never lived in Key West, so I’d had no reason to call the paper there.

The headline says:

Local Performer Dies in Tree Mishap

Emma, watching me from the opposite armchair, says, “What’s the matter?”

It’s the oddest sensation to read about my own father’s death yet to hold no living memory of the man. I feel slightly guilty for not feeling sad, though truly I didn’t know him. One lousy snapshot was all I had to go on.

“Read it to me, Jack.”

“That’s very funny.”

“I mean it. Fair is fair,” she says.

What the hell. I clear my throat and begin:

A popular Key West street entertainer died early Monday morning in an accident near Mallory Square.

Jack Tagger, known locally as “Juggling Jack,” was killed when he fell out of a tree, police said. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Tagger had been out walking with friends when he spotted a raccoon perched in the top of an old avocado tree on Whitehead Street. According to witnesses, he shouted, “I saw her first!” and began scrambling up the trunk.

A limb broke under Tagger’s weight, and he plummeted headlong about thirty feet to the pavement.

The accident occurred at 2:30 a.m. Police said there is a possibility alcohol was involved.

Emma thinks I’m making this up.

The bad news is, my old man was a drunken goofball. The good news is, apparently I’ve got show business in my veins. I continue reading:

Tagger was a familiar figure during the nightly sunset celebration along the Old Town waterfront. He boasted that he could juggle anything and, to the delight of tourists, he tried. He tossed wine bottles, flaming tiki torches, conch shells, cactus plants and even live animals.

Last year, he debuted a new act in which he juggled four talking cockatoos. The birds had been taught to recite well-known passages from Shakespeare, Chekhov and Tennessee Williams, a hometown favorite.

Williams himself quipped, “Jack’s damn cockatoos do a better job with ‘Streetcar’ than half the actors I’ve seen.”

Emma says, “All right, stop. That’s enough.”

“No, please. Let me finish.”

“This is your dad? Really?”

“It was.”

The obituary is accompanied by a black-and-white photograph of my father juggling lobster buoys on a pier. He’s wearing a wide-brimmed straw hat and rectangular black sunglasses, but the smile is unmistakable; the same smile from my dreams.

Onward:

Little is known about Tagger’s life before he arrived in Key West about three years ago. Like many of the island’s vagabond street performers, he did odd jobs by day while honing his evening act for the crowds at Mallory Square.

“He was a fun-loving cat. He made me laugh,” said Samuel “Snake Throat” Procter, a local sword-swallower who once crewed with Tagger on a lobster boat.

Police records show Tagger had been arrested here twice for marijuana possession, and once for driving a moped while intoxicated.

Funeral arrangements are incomplete at this time. A short sunset ceremony honoring the juggler will be held at the Mallory Square docks on Wednesday. He was 46 at the time of his death.

Forty-six at the time of his death. Damn, that was a close one. “Are you all right?” Emma asks.

I hand her the newspaper article, then I open my mother’s birthday card. Inside it, she gaily wrote:

Happy 47th, Jack! (See? You made it!) Love, Mom.

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I found a newsstand that sells the Palm Beach Post, and I’m reading it at the counter of the donut shop. The story about the airboat accident is in the local section, with an aerial photograph of the craft upturned in the lake. One of the dead men remains unidentified while the other is known to be Frederick Joseph Moulter, a sound engineer formerly of Santa Monica, California. The self-styled Loreal. His age is reported as twenty-nine, the same as Hank Williams when he died. I’m guessing Cleo’s bodyguard eventually will be identified from fingerprints; a mug shot would be of no use.

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