Carl Hiaasen – Lucky You

JoLayne said, “Sorry to wake you, but it’s sort of an emergency.”

She introduced her friend as Tom, who shook Shiner’s hand and said, “The day guy at the store gave me your address. Said you wouldn’t mind.”

Shiner nodded absently. He wasn’t a young man who had an easy time putting two and two together, but he quickly made the connection between JoLayne’s battered face and those of his new white rebel brothers, and Bodean. Out of simple courtesy Shiner probably should’ve asked JoLayne who popped her in the kisser, hut he didn’t trust himself with the question; didn’t trust himself to keep a straight face.

The man named Tom sat next to Shiner on the divan. He wasn’t dressed like a cop, but Shiner resolved to be careful anyway.

JoLayne said, “I’ve got a big problem. You remember the Lotto ticket I bought Saturday afternoon at the store? Well, I’ve lost it. Don’t ask me how, Lord, it’s a long story. The point is, you’re the only one besides me who knows I bought it. You’re my only witness.”

Shiner was a mumbler when he got nervous. “Saturday?”

He didn’t look at JoLayne Lucks but instead kept his eyes on the folds of his belly, which still bore wrinkle marks from the bedsheets.

Finally he said: “I don’t remember seein’ you Saturday.”

JoLayne couldn’t hear the words, Shiner was speaking so low. “What? “she said.

“I don’t remember seein’ you in the store Saturday. Sure it wasn’t last week?” Shiner began fiddling with the curly black hairs around his navel.

JoLayne came over and lifted his chin. “Look at me.”

He flinched at the prospect of her blue fingernails in his throat.

She said, “Every Saturday I play the same numbers. Every Saturday I come to the Grab N’Go and buy my ticket. You know what happened this time, don’t you? You know I won.”

Shiner pushed her hand away. “Maybe you come in Saturday, maybe you didn’t. Anyhow, I don’t look at the numbers.”

JoLayne Lucks stepped back. She seemed quite angry. The man named Tom spoke up: “Son, surely you know that one of the two winning Lotto tickets came from your store.”

“Yeah, I do. Tallahassee phoned up about it.”

“Well, if Miss Lucks didn’t have the numbers, who did?”

Shiner licked his lips and thought: Damn. This high-stakes lying was harder than he figured it would be. But a blood oath was a blood oath.

He said, “There was a fella came in late off the highway. Got a Quick Pick and a six-pack of Bud Lights.”

“Wait, wait—you’re telling me,” JoLayne protested, her voice rising, “you’re telling me some… stranger bought the winning ticket.”

“Ma’am, I don’t honestly know who’s got what. I just run the machine, I don’t pay no ‘tention to the damn numbers.”

“Shiner, you know it was my ticket. Why are you lying? Why?”

“I ain’t.” It came out as mush.

The man named Tom asked: “This mystery man who came in late and bought the Quick Pick—who was he?”

Shiner slid his hands under his butt, to conceal the tremor. He said, “I never seen him before. Just some tall skinny guy with a ponytail.”

“Oh no.” JoLayne turned to her friend. “What do you say now, Mister No Fucking Way.” Then she ran out of the house.

The man named Tom didn’t leave right away, which made Shiner jittery. Later he watched from the window as the man put an arm around JoLayne Lucks when they walked off, down Sebring Street.

Shiner sucked on a cigaret and recalled what Bode and Chub had told him: Your word against hers, son.

So it was done. And no fuckups!

Presto, Shiner thought. I’m in the brotherhood.

But for the rest of the morning he couldn’t stop thinking about what JoLayne’s friend had told him before walking out.

We’ll be talking again, you and I.

Like hell, Shiner thought. He’ll have to find me first.

6

Mary Andrea Finley Krome wasn’t addicted to Prozac or anything else. Nor was she chronically depressed, psychologically unstable, schizoid or suicidal.

She was, however, stubborn. And it was her very strong desire to not be a divorced woman.

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