Carl Hiaasen – Naked Came The Manatee

Together they pulled, and after a moment, the wheel turned and the small door opened with a whoosh. Inside, a circle of tiny green lights immediately flashed red, and a blast of frigid air escaped. In the center of the lights, a second door with a simple slide latch led to another compartment.

“Well, counselor, here goes,” Deal said.

They both held their breath. They were unaware of Fay Leonard swimming fifty yards away in the darkness, the giant manatee Booger alongside. They were unaware of the Boston Whaler with two men aboard, anchored directly in Fay’s path. They were unaware of anything and everything in the whole wide world and the deep blue sea, except what treasure might rest in front of them.

Deal slid the latch and opened the interior door as Lassiter shone the flashlight inside.

“Uh-oh,” Lassiter said.

“Oh Lord,” Deal said.

Lassiter exhaled a tense breath. “Turn it over.”

“No, you.”

“C’mon. It’s not alive.”

“You’re the ambulance chaser, Jake. You’ve seen stuff like this before.”

“No I haven’t.”

Wincing, Lassiter reached into the compartment and grabbed the human head by its thick, graying hair. “It’s cold,” Lassiter said. “Like it’s being preserved.”

He turned the head over, faceup, then dropped it back into the canister.

And there it was.

Bushy beard and all.

Staring at them with wide-open eyes, a startled look on that familiar face.

The face of Fidel Castro.

4. THE L.A. CONNECTION—Edna Buchanan

Moments earlier, Britt Montero had been hungry and feverish, battling deadlines and the blues, yearning to go home, desperate and exhausted, her brain an overloaded computer about to crash. But she never could resist a ringing telephone. And Jake Lassiter knew exactly what to say.

“Have I got a story for you!”

She felt the adrenaline pump and her brain cells kick back into life. Her blood began to tingle. She loved to hear those words, but still, she reacted with caution.

“Have you been drinking, Jake?”

“Hell, yeah,” he said. “You would be too. I’ve got John Deal here… ”

She pinched the bridge of her upturned nose and tried to ignore the distant drumbeat of an impending headache. “Isn’t he the one that wrecked that entire showroom full of exotic cars… ?”

“Yep, that’s him, he’s a client of mine.”

It did not surprise Britt that John Deal needed a lawyer.

“Did your jury just come in?”

“No… ”

“Then call me tomorrow.”

“This isn’t about him, not directly anyway.” Jake lowered his deep voice for dramatic effect. “This story is so big that when word gets out, there will be riots in the streets, power grabs, and the whole damn revolution will come down.”

“What are you talking about?”

“You’ve got to see this to believe it.”

“Where are you?”

“Crandon Park Marina. Can you meet us here right away? And, uh, could you grab a couple of recent pictures, close-ups, of Fidel Castro from the newspaper morgue and bring them with you?”

“Castro? What is this? If you’re putting me on, Jake… ”

“Scout’s honor, this is dead serious, in fact it could be a matter of life or death. Uh, check the wires too, before you leave. See if anything unusual is coming out of Havana.”

Britt hung up and punched the send button on her computer terminal, booting into the editing system her story about the lovesick bag boy who had taken an entire Kendall supermarket and its shoppers hostage with his father’s 12-gauge shotgun.

Beyond the big bayfront windows of the Miami News building, the panoramic Miami Beach skyline and its twinkling lights beckoned alluringly, but she knew there was no going home soon. Her apartment on the Beach might as well have been a thousand miles away. The west drawbridge of the Venetian Causeway had been stuck in the open position since noon. On the MacArthur span, the remains of a house and several cars were scattered across the eastbound lanes. In order to save one of the last historic pioneer homes from demolition, the city had decided to move it to a new location, but the house had toppled off the wide-load flatbed and smashed into a million pieces. Several South Beach-bound motorists, startled by a house dead ahead as they ascended a fast-lane rise at fifty-five miles an hour, lost control, compounding the problem. The Julia Tuttle Causeway, two miles north, was also closed to traffic. A Hollywood movie crew had rented it for the night to shoot a high-speed chase scene for a new action epic.

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