Carl Hiaasen – Naked Came The Manatee

Fay could only nod.

“You’re the one who found her,” Britt said. “Boy, do we need to talk to you. Hope you don’t mind.”

“Don’t mind a’tall,” the man said, smiling sadly. “Marion was a fine, fine lady. I’m just so sick about the circumstances. Always told her to be careful, but I never in a million years expected her to drown. Not Marion.”

“She didn’t just drown,” Fay said with certainty.

“That’s why we have to ask you questions. We’re sure she had some help.”

The man’s face went slack with surprise. “You don’t say? Well, I’ll be damned. The police didn’t say anything like that, about a murder. In that case, I hope I haven’t made a mistake. I guess I’ve been holding on to something you might call evidence.”

“What do you mean?” Britt asked.

The fisherman looked nervous, glancing back toward the police officers crowded around the open ambulance door. “Well… I didn’t think it was right to give it to them. I wanted to wait for someone from the family. Thought that would be the proper thing.”

“What?” Fay asked.

“You see, miss… I know Marion was dead when I pulled her out of the water. I took her pulse to be sure, but I knew. Even the police say she’d probably been in there some time, maybe a full day. But when I found her, she had the tiniest smile on her face. You can’t see it now. It was gone, last I checked. But we were friends, your grandmother and I. This might sound funny, but it was like she’d saved that smile for me. And after I pulled her out, I was sitting beside her, looking at her, sorry she was gone, when I felt something land on my hand.”

Seeing their rapt faces, the fisherman looked slightly embarrassed. He averted his glassy eyes. “I figured the police would lock me in a nuthouse if I told them this next part. Your grandmother’s hand had moved, dropped on top of mine. And she was still dead as could be. That’s the gospel truth. I looked down, and her palm was wide open. I don’t know how she did it, but she’d been holding on to something, and it was right there in her hand. It was like she wanted to make sure I would find it. I knew it must be important.”

With that, the fisherman gently reached for Fay’s wrist, holding her palm upright, and pressed his hand into it. As Britt leaned over to stare with unbridled curiosity, Fay felt something tiny, sharp, and slightly cold pass from the fisherman’s callused hand to the soft of her palm.

“Take it,” he said. “I’m sure it must be for you.”

9. SOUTH BEACH SERENADE—Brian Antoni

Fay squeezed the object in her hand as she felt a tidal wave of emptiness wash over her. She tried to calm herself by staring into the fisherman’s kind eyes as she felt her own eyes start to water, and she thought how water, this water in front of her, had been her Granny’s life. The fisherman hugged her, as he whispered into her ear, “She wanted to go, child, anyone who dies with such a sweet smile on her face wants to go.”

Fay knew what was in her hand. She didn’t even have to look at it. She shoved it into her pocket. She knew what she had to do, but it would have to wait until tomorrow.

The door to Marion’s house was unlocked, as usual.

Everything looked as it always had. She went straight for the refrigerator and opened it. Two Joe’s take-out containers, a half-empty bottle of prune juice, a head of lettuce in a bag marked “Booger.” And a big empty space in the middle. No canister.

The phone rang. She picked it up without saying a word. After a minute, she said, “Jake, the head’s gone.”

Jake put down the phone and sat down at the kitchen dinette, stared at the canister on the table, wondered how long before they came for this one, too.

John Deal sat on the Havantur bus, thinking of how long he’d dreamed of the day he could buy a big Hatteras and live happily ever after in the Bahamas. Now that his dream had come true, he suffered from an overload of fun, sun, rum, sex, drugs, suffered from too much marination in gin-clear salt waters, his head like an olive in a martini. He felt trapped in a picture postcard, paradise-overdosed. He’d come to Havana to try to snap himself out of it, get a shot of reality. The tour guide, whose name was Dogma or Dagma, spoke English with a heavy Russian accent. Deal couldn’t understand anything she said. He gave up when she pointed to a pineapple finial on a rooftop and said, “The pineapple resides on that edifice because it’s the symbol of tropical fruit.”

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