Lilia jerked up wildly, shoving with animal fury, shrinking from him as if he had opened his mouth and revealed a serpent’s tongue.
When she finally found her voice she screamed, “Fraud! Where’s my Fidel?”
Britt was going to give her lunch appointment with Dash Brandon two chances: minuscule and infinitesimal. If she couldn’t find a parking space on Ocean Drive, she would drive right by Brandon without a glance in the rearview. She’d come up with some excuse later. Her computer crashed on deadline. The causeway bridge got stuck open. Her cats ate her homework.
But just as she passed the corner of Ninth Street, a pink and white ’56 Chevy convertible glided out from the parking spot it had occupied since the Reagan administration, forcing Britt to slam on her brakes less than a block from the News Cafe, where Dash awaited. She glanced suspiciously at the gaping vacancy on the curb directly opposite her. She hadn’t seen that much real estate by a parking meter in South Beach in months.
“What the hell,” she sighed, and pulled in. From a table on the terrace, Dash and a plump man wearing a dog collar, tight leather pants, and a T-shirt that said “SOBE, where the girls are strong and the men are pretty,” watched South Beach’s human smorgasbord parade past the News Cafe: models and more models, male and female, the greatest concentration of beauty that had ever occurred in the history of the planet; old retirees and young ultratrendies dressed in the same “vintage” outfits; struggling artists splattered in paint; real estate agents frothing at the mouth; tattooed Mariel refugees smoking cigars; punks with red hair, old ladies with blue hair; European backpackers; Eurotrash; topless-G-string beauties baking brown almost all over; greased muscle-bound depilated gay boys; Hasids in fur hats and black coats; Miami gangbangers; pimps; whores; celebutantes; dominatrices. The parade was framed by blowing coconut palms, warm white sand, sparkling sea. Windsurfers, Hobies, Cigarettes, yachts, cruise ships, and sun-bleached surfers skimmed by on the ocean. Pelicans, Frisbees, wild parrots, seagulls, blimps, kites, and airplanes pulling advertisements flew by in the sky.
As the remnants of last night’s Special K drug dripped from his brain, Dash swallowed down big spoonfuls of Special K cereal. He licked his lips, could not keep his eyes from the bouncing breasts. His companion inhaled his coffee and cigarettes, stared transfixed at the bulging men’s baskets. Britt walked up to their table; Dash jumped up, kissed her on both cheeks, and pulled a chair for her.
“This,” Dash said, introducing her to Ziff Bodine, “is the best special-effects man in the business.”
Ziff, Britt noted, either was wearing black nail polish or had recently slammed both hands in a car door.
“The most valuable prop for his film is missing, stolen,” Ziff blurted. “It would take me weeks to reproduce,” he whined. “If we’re going to stay on schedule—”
“What is it?”
“Fidel Castro, his head actually.”
Britt spit up her coffee and stared at the man.
“Is it… very lifelike?”
Ziff leaned back in his chair, mouth open in surprise. Then he smirked.
“Lifelike?” His eyes shifted to Dash. “She wants to know if it’s lifelike.” He leaned forward. “Did you see Alien Autopsy? That was my work. I did that.”
“It better be lifelike,” Dash sneered. “It cost enough.”
Somehow these clowns had gotten wind of her situation, Britt thought. Had to be some elaborate joke. But Dash leaned across the table, his big hand on her slender arm. The man gave her the creeps. She’d always hated to watch him on the screen and he wasn’t revising her thinking much in the flesh.
“I had a call on my answering machine this morning. A woman’s voice. She said if I ‘wanted my head’ I better show at Paulo Muschino’s house tonight for dinner. I want you to go there with me.”
Britt wasn’t sure she believed Dash had really gotten any message like that, and even if he had, it might be some kind of lame publicity stunt. And the last place she wanted to be was at some trendoid South Beach party on Dash’s arm. But at this point, mention the word “head” and Britt was there.