In other words, whiplash.
This morning, Deal thought. I saw him this morning when I did the U-ey on Eighth Street, or whatever the hell it’s called now. He was in the black Camaro right behind me. Deal turned again, stiffly, his neck flaring with pain. He squinted and envisioned the man at night, draped in a tangle of old shrimp netting, leaning on an oar on the little street running along the marina. The guy he’d almost flattened seconds before his beloved and battered Hog had plunged off the dock. What the hell was he doing here?
Jake Lassiter sipped his Grolsch and tried not to look toward the table closest to the bay. “Him?”
“Yeah,” Deal said. “He’s following me.”
The guy sat alone near the end of the wooden deck at Scotty’s Landing in the Grove. At a table next to him, two Yuppie insurance lawyers in white shirts and yellow ties were trying to score with two young women from the all-female America’s Cup team.
A light breeze stirred from the east, and a three-quarter moon was rising over Key Biscayne. Jake Lassiter and John Deal were drinking beer, eating grilled dolphin, and preparing the next day’s testimony.
“No, no, no! Your neck isn’t simply sore,” Lassiter told him. “It throbs. It aches. The pain is excruciating. Every breath is torture, every movement torment. Get it?”
“Yeah, my life is a living hell,” Deal said dryly.
“That’s good, John. Have you done this before?” Deal shrugged and looked toward the table nearest the bay, where the guy’s face was hidden behind a copy of Diario las Americas.
“Could be an insurance investigator,” Lassiter said, “making sure you’re not doing the lambada at Club Taj.”
Deal crumbled some crackers into his conch chowder. “No. He was there the night I went off the dock.”
“There was a witness? Why the hell didn’t you tell me?” He studied his client a moment. “John, I may not be the best lawyer in town, but… ”
“Don’t belittle yourself, Jake.”
“No, it’s true. I’m one of the few lawyers in the country who wasn’t asked to comment on the O. J. Simpson case, even though I’m probably the only one to have tackled him.”
“For a second-string linebacker, you’re not a bad lawyer, Jake, but as I recall, you usually missed tackling him.”
“Thanks. But you gotta trust me now. What else have you left out?”
Now Deal told him everything. The traffic jam that turned into bedlam in Coconut Grove, then wheeling the Hog down a side street, the specterlike vision of the man draped in the shrimp net, then the plunge and crunching descent into the black, brackish water. By the time he told about the manatee, the old woman, and the box, it was a three-beer story.
“What should we do, Jake?” Deal asked, finally.
“Shula would go with the play-action fake, get the corner to bite, then throw deep. But me, I just buckle up the chin strap, lower the head, and slog straight ahead.”
“What the hell’s that supposed to mean?”
“Watch.”
Lassiter stood and headed to the guy’s table, carrying a fresh Grolsch, a sixteen-ouncer with the porcelain stopper. “Hey, buddy, I wonder if you would move.”
The guy glared at him and looked around. There were no empty tables. “Move? Where?”
“Hialeah, Sopchoppy, I don’t care. You’re crowding my friend.”
The guy stood up, barely reaching Lassiter’s shoulders. He had the thick neck and sloping shoulders of a bodybuilder. A tattoo of a scorpion was visible on his right forearm. “My name is Hector,” he said, without smiling, “and your friend has something I want very much.”
“What, a personality?”
At the next table, one of the Yuppie lawyers was boasting about tossing out a paraplegic’s lawsuit because the statute of limitations had expired.
“Your thieving friend stole something from me,” Hector said angrily.
“Yeah, well, under the law of the sea, the Treaty of Versailles, and the doctrine of finders keepers, what he found belongs to him.”
Hector grinned, but there was no humor in it. “No, cabron, it belongs to me.”
“Look, Hector, I’m going to count to ten, and when I get there, you’re gone. One… two… three… C’mon, make yourself scarce. Cuatro… cinco… seis… Hey, Hector, vete! Seven… eight… nine… “