Chandler, Raymond – Farewell My Lovely

27

It was an office, not small, not large, with a neat professional look. A glass-doored bookcase with heavy books inside. A first aid cabinet on the wall. A white enamel and glass sterilizing cabinet with a lot of hypodermic needles and syringes inside it being cooked. A wide flat desk with a blotter on it, a bronze paper cutter, a pen set, an appointment book, very little else, except the elbows of a man who sat brooding, with his face in his hands.

Between the spread yellow fingers I saw hair the color of wet brown sand, so smooth that it appeared to be painted on his skull. I took three more steps and his eyes must have looked beyond the desk and seen my shoes move. His head came up and he looked at me. Sunken colorless eyes in a parchment-like face. He unclasped his hands and leaned back slowly and looked at me with no expression at all.

Then he spread his hands with a sort of helpless but disapproving gesture and when they came to rest again, one of them was very close to the corner of the desk.

I took two steps more and showed him the blackjack. His index and second finger still moved towards the corner of the desk.

“The buzzer,” I said, “won’t buy you anything tonight. I put your tough boy to sleep.”

His eyes got sleepy. “You have been a very sick man, air. A very sick man. I can’t recommend your being up and about yet.”

I said: “The right hand.” I snapped the blackjack at it. It coiled into itself like a wounded snake.

I went around the desk grinning without there being anything to grin at. He had a gun in the drawer of course. They always have a gun in the drawer and they always get it too late, if they get it at all. I took it out. It was a .38 automatic, a standard model not as good as mine, but I could use its ammunition. There didn’t seem to be any in the drawer. I started to break the magazine out of his.

He moved vaguely, his eyes still sunken and sad.

“Maybe you’ve got another buzzer under the carpet,” I said. “Maybe it rings in the Chief’s office down at headquarters. Don’t use it. Just for an hour I’m a very tough guy. Anybody comes in that door is walking into a coffin.”

“There is no buzzer under the carpet,” he said. His voice had the slightest possible foreign accent.

I got his magazine out and my empty one and changed them. I ejected the shell that was in the chamber of his gun and let it lie. I jacked one up into the chamber of mine and went back to the other side of the desk again.

There was a spring lock on the door. I backed towards it and pushed it shut and heard the lock click. There was also a bolt. I turned that.

I went back to the desk and sat in a chair. It took my last ounce of strength.

“Whiskey,” I said.

He began to move his hands around.

“Whiskey,” I said.

He went to the medicine cabinet and got a flat bottle with a green revenue stamp on it and a glass.

“Two glasses,” I said. “I tried your whiskey once. I damn near hit Catalina Island with it.”

He brought two small glasses and broke the seal and filled the two glasses.

“You first,” I said.

He smiled faintly and raised one of the glasses.

“Your health, sir—what remains of it.” He drank. I drank. I reached for the bottle and stood it near me and waited for the heat to get to my heart. My heart began to pound, but it was back up in my chest again, not hanging on a shoelace.

“I had a nightmare,” I said. “Silly idea. I dreamed I was tied to a cot and shot full of dope and locked in a barred room. I got very weak. I slept. I had no food. I was a sick man. I was knocked on the head and brought into a place where they did that to me. They took a lot of trouble. I’m not that important.”

He said nothing. He watched me. There was a remote speculation in his eyes, as if he wondered how long I would live.

“I woke up and the room was full of smoke,” I said. “It was just a hallucination, irritation of the optic nerve or whatever a guy like you would call it. Instead of pink snakes I had smoke. So I yelled and a toughie in a white coat came and showed me a blackjack. It took me a long time to get ready to take it away from him. I got his keys and my clothes and even took my money out of his pocket. So here I am. All cured. What were you saying?”

“I made no remark,” he said.

“Remarks want you to make them,” I said. “They have their tongues hanging out waiting to be said. This thing here—” I waved the blackjack lightly, “is a persuader. I had to borrow it from a guy.”

“Please give it to me at once,” he said with a smile you would get to love. It was like the executioner’s smile when he comes to your cell to measure you for the drop. A little friendly, a little paternal, and a little cautious at the same time. You would get to love it if there was any way you could live long enough.

I dropped the blackjack into his palm, his left palm.

“Now the gun, please,” he said softly. “You have been a very sick man, Mr. Marlowe. I think I shall have to insist that you go back to bed.”

I stared at him.

“I am Dr. Sonderborg,” he said, “and I don’t want any nonsense.”

He laid the blackjack down on the desk in front of him. His smile was as stiff as a frozen fish. His long fingers made movements like dying butterflies.

“The gun, please,” he said softly. “I advise strongly—”

“What time is it, warden?”

He looked mildly surprised. I had my wrist watch on now, but it had run down.

“It is almost midnight. Why?”

“What day is it?”

“Why, my dear sir—Sunday evening, of course.”

I steadied myself on the desk and tried to think and held the gun close enough to him so that he might try and grab it.

“That’s over forty-eight hours. No wonder I had fits. Who brought me here?”

He stared at me and his left hand began to edge towards the gun. He belonged to the Wandering Hand Society. The girls would have had a time with him.

“Don’t make me get tough,” I whined. “Don’t make me lose my beautiful manners and my flawless English, Just tell me how I got here.”

He had courage. He grabbed for the gun. It wasn’t where he grabbed. I sat back and put it in my lap.

He reddened and grabbed for the whiskey and poured himself another drink and downed it fast. He drew a deep breath and shuddered. He didn’t like the taste of liquor. Dopers never do.

“You will be arrested at once, if you leave here,” he said sharply. “You were properly committed by an officer of the law—”

“Officers of the law can’t do it.”

That jarred him, a little. His yellowish face began to work.

“Shake it up and pour it,” I said. “Who put me in here, why and how? I’m in a wild mood tonight. I want to go dance in the foam. I hear the banshees calling. I haven’t shot a man in a week. Speak out, Dr. Fell. Pluck the antique viol, let the soft music float.”

“You are suffering from narcotic poisoning,” he said coldly. “You very nearly died. I had to give you digitalis three times. You fought, you screamed, you had to be restrained.” His words were coming so fast they were leap-frogging themselves. “If you leave my hospital in this condition, you will get into serious trouble.”

“Did you say you were a doctor—a medical doctor?”

“Certainly. I am Dr. Sonderborg, as I told you.”

“You don’t scream and fight from narcotic poisoning. You just lie in a coma. Try again. And skim it. All I want is the cream. Who put me in your private funny house?”

“But—”

“But me no buts. I’ll make a sop of you. I’ll drown you in a butt of Maimsey wine. I wish I had a butt of Malmsey wine myself to drown in. Shakespeare. He knew his liquor too. Let’s have a little of our medicine.” I reached for his glass and poured us a couple more. “Get on with it, Karloff.”

“The police put you in here.”

“What police?”

“The Bay City police naturally.” His restless yellow fingers twisted his glass. “This is Bay City.”

“Oh. Did this police have a name?”

“A Sergeant Galbraith, I believe. Not a regular patrol car officer. He and another officer found you wandering outside the house in a dazed condition on Friday night. They brought you in because this place was close. I thought you were an addict who had taken an overdose. But perhaps I was wrong.”

“It’s a good story. I couldn’t prove it wrong. But why keep me here?”

He spread his restless hands. “I have told you again and again that you were a very sick man and still are. What would you expect me to do?”

“I must owe you some money then.”

He shrugged. “Naturally. Two hundred dollars.”

I pushed my chair back a little. “Dirt cheap. Try and get it.”

“If you leave here,” he said sharply, “you will be arrested at once.”

I leaned back over the desk and breathed in his face. “Not just for going out of here, Karloff. Open that wall safe.”

He stood up in a smooth lunge, “This has gone quite far enough.”

“You won’t open it?”

“I most certainly will not open it.”

“This is a gun I’m holding.”

He smiled, narrowly and bitterly.

“It’s an awful big safe,” I said. “New too. This is a fine gun. You won’t open it?”

Nothing changed in his face.

“Damn it,” I said. “When you have a gun in your hand, people are supposed to do anything you tell them to. It doesn’t work, does it?”

He smiled. His smile held a sadistic pleasure. I was slipping back. I was going to collapse.

I staggered at the desk and he waited, his lips parted softly.

I stood leaning there for a long moment, staring into his eyes. Then I grinned. The smile fell off his face like a soiled rag. Sweat stood out on his forehead.

“So long,” I said. “I leave you to dirtier hands than mine.”

I backed to the door and opened it and went out.

The front doors were unlocked. There was a roofed porch. The garden hummed with flowers. There was a white picket fence and a gate. The house was on a corner. It was a cool, moist night, no moon.

The sign on the corner said Descanso Street. Houses were lighted down the block. I listened for sirens. None came. The other sign said Twenty-third Street. I plowed over to Twenty-fifth Street and started towards the eight-hundred block. No. 819 was Anne Riordan’s number. Sanctuary.

I had walked a long time before I realized that I was still holding the gun in my hand. And I had heard no sirens.

I kept on walking. The air did me good, but the whiskey was dying, and it writhed as it died. The block had fir trees along it, and brick houses, and looked like Capitol Hill in Seattle more than Southern California.

There was a light still in No. 819. It had a white porte-cochere, very tiny, pressed against a tall cypress hedge. There were rose bushes in front of the house. I went up the walk. I listened before I pushed the bell. Still no sirens wailing. The bell chimed and after a little while a voice croaked through one of those electrical contraptions that let you talk with your front door locked.

“What is it, please?”

“Marlowe.”

Maybe her breath caught, maybe the electrical thing just made that sound being shut off.

The door opened wide and Miss Anne Riordan stood there in a pale green slack suit looking at me. Her eyes went wide and scared. Her face under the glare of the porchlight was suddenly pale.

“My God,” she wailed. “You look like Hamlet’s father!”

28

The living room had a tan figured rug, white and rose chairs, a black marble fireplace with very tall brass andirons, high bookcases built back into the walls, and rough cream drapes against the lowered venetian blinds.

There was nothing womanish in the room except a full length mirror with a clear sweep of floor in front of it.

I was half-sitting and half-lying in a deep chair with my legs on a footstool. I had had two cups of black coffee, then I had had a drink, then I had had two soft-boiled eggs and a slice of toast broken into them, then some more black coffee with brandy laced in it. I had had all this in the breakfast room, but I couldn’t remember what it looked like any more. It was too long ago.

I was in good shape again. I was almost sober and my stomach was bunting towards third base instead of trying for the centerfield flagpole.

Anne Riordan sat opposite me, leaning forward, her neat chin cupped in her neat hand, her eyes dark and shadowy under the fluffed out reddish-brown hair. There was a pencil stuck through her hair. She looked worried. I had told her some of it, but not all. Especially about Moose Malloy I had not told her.

“I thought you were drunk,” she said. “I thought you had to be drunk before you came to see me. I thought you had been out with that blonde. I thought—I don’t know what I thought.”

“I bet you didn’t get all this writing,” I said, looking around. “Not even if you got paid for what you thought you thought.”

“And my dad didn’t get it grafting on the cops either,” she said. “Like that fat slob they have for chief of police nowadays.”

“It’s none of my business,” I said.

She said: “We had some lots at Del Rey. Just sand lots they suckered him for. And they turned out to be oil lots.”

I nodded and drank out of the nice crystal glass I was holding. What was in it had a nice warm taste.

“A fellow could settle down here,” I said. “Move right in. Everything set for him.”

“If he was that kind of fellow. And anybody wanted him to,” she said.

“No butler,” I said. “That makes it tough.”

She flushed. “But you—you’d rather get your head beaten to a pulp and your arm riddled with dope needles and your chin used for a backboard in a basketball game. God knows there’s enough of it.”

I didn’t say anything. I was too tired.

“At least,” she said, “you had the brains to look in those mouthpieces. The way you talked over on Aster Drive I thought you had missed the whole thing.”

“Those cards don’t mean anything.”

Her eyes snapped at me. “You sit there and tell me that after the man had you beaten up by a couple of crooked policemen and thrown in a two-day liquor cure to teach you to mind your own business? Why the thing stands out so far you could break off a yard of it and still have enough left for a baseball bat.”

“I ought to have said that one,” I said. “Just my style. Crude. What sticks out?”

“That this elegant psychic person is nothing but a highclass mobster. He picks the prospects and milks the minds and then tells the rough boys to go out and get the jewels.”

“You really think that?”

She stared at me. I finished my glass and got my weak look on my face again. She ignored it.

“Of course I think it,” she said. “And so do you.”

“I think it’s a little more complicated than that.”

Her smile was cozy and acid at the same time. “I beg your pardon. I forgot for the moment you were a detective. It would have to be complicated, wouldn’t it? I suppose there’s a sort of indecency about a simple case.”

“It’s more complicated than that,” I said.

“All right. I’m listening.”

“I don’t know. I just think so. Can I have one more drink?”

She stood up. “You know, you’ll have to taste water sometime, just for the hell of it.” She came over and took my glass. “This is going to be the last.” She went out of the room and somewhere ice cubes tinkled and I closed my eyes and listened to the small unimportant sounds. I had no business coming here. If they knew as much about me as I suspected, they might come here looking. That would be a mess.

She came back with the glass and her fingers cold from holding the cold glass touched mine and I held them for a moment and then let them go slowly as you let go of a dream when you wake with the sun in your face and have been in an enchanted valley.

She flushed and went back to her chair and sat down and made a lot of business of arranging herself in it.

She lit a cigarette, watching me drink.

“Amthor’s a pretty ruthless sort of lad,” I said. “But I don’t somehow see him as the brain guy of a jewel mob. Perhaps I’m wrong. If he was and he thought I had something on him, I don’t think I’d have got out of that dope hospital alive. But he’s a man who has things to fear. He didn’t get really tough until I began to babble about invisible writing.”

She looked at me evenly. “Was there some?”

I grinned. “If there was, I didn’t read it.”

“That’s a funny way to hide nasty remarks about a person, don’t you think? In the mouthpieces of cigarettes. Suppose they were never found.”

“I think the point is that Marriott feared something and that if anything happened to him, the cards would be found. The police would go over anything in his pockets with a fine-tooth comb. That’s what bothers me. If Amthor’s a crook, nothing would have been left to find.”

“You mean if Amthor murdered him—or had him murdered? But what Marriott knew about Amthor may not have had any direct connection with the murder.”

I leaned back and pressed my back into the chair and finished my drink and made believe I was thinking that over. I nodded.

“But the jewel robbery had a connection with the murder. And we’re assuming Amthor had a connection with the jewel robbery.”

Her eyes were a little sly, “I bet you feel awful,” she said. “Wouldn’t you like to go to bed?”

“Here?”

She flushed to the roots of her hair. Her chin stuck out. “That was the idea. I’m not a child. Who the devil cares what I do or when or how?”

I put my glass aside and stood up. “One of my rare moments of delicacy is coming over me,” I said. “Will you drive me to a taxi stand, if you’re not too tired?”

“You damned sap,” she said angrily. “You’ve been beaten to a pulp and shot full of God knows how many kinds of narcotics and I suppose all you need is a night’s sleep to get up bright and early and start out being a detective again.”

“I thought I’d sleep a little late.”

“You ought to be in a hospital, you damn fool!”

I shuddered. “Listen,” I said. “I’m not very clear-headed tonight and I don’t think I ought to linger around here too long. I haven’t a thing on any of these people that I could prove, but they seem to dislike me. Whatever I might say would be my word against the law, and the law in this town seems to be pretty rotten.”

“It’s a nice town,” she said sharply, a little breathlessly. “You can’t judge—”

“Okey, it’s a nice town. So is Chicago. You could live there a long time and not see a Tommygun. Sure, it’s a nice town. It’s probably no crookeder than Los Angeles. But you can only buy a piece of a big city. You can buy a town this size all complete, with the original box and tissue paper. That’s the difference. And that makes me want out.”

She stood up and pushed her chin at me. “You’ll go bed now and right here. I have a spare bedroom and you can turn right in and—”

“Promise to lock your door?”

She flushed and bit her lip “Sometimes I think you’re a world-beater,” she said, “and sometimes I think you’re worst heel I ever met.”

“On either count would you run me over to where I can get a taxi?”

“You’ll stay here,” she snapped. “You’re not fit. You’re a sick man.”

“I’m not too sick to have my brain picked,” I said nastily.

She ran out of the room so fast she almost tripped over the two steps from the living room up to the hall. She came back in nothing flat with a long flannel coat on over her slack suit and no hat and her reddish hair looking as mad as her face. She opened a side door and threw it away from her, bounced through it and her steps clattered on the driveway. A garage door made a faint sound lifting. A car door opened and slammed shut again. The starter ground and the motor caught and the lights flared past the open French door of the living room.

I picked my hat out of a chair and switched off a couple of lamps and saw that the French door had a Yale lock. I looked back a moment before I closed the door. It was a nice room. It would be a nice room to wear slippers in.

I shut the door and the little car slid up beside me and I went around behind it to get in.

She drove me all the way home, tight-lipped, angry. She drove like a fury. When I got out in front of my apartment house she said goodnight in a frosty voice and swirled the little car in the middle of the street and was gone before I could get my keys out of my pocket.

They locked the lobby door at eleven. I unlocked it and passed into the always musty lobby and along to the stairs and the elevator. I rode up to my floor. Bleak light shone along it. Milk bottles stood in front of service doors. The red fire door loomed at the back. It had an open screen that let in a lazy trickle of air that never quite swept the cooking smell out. I was home in a sleeping world, a world as harmless as a sleeping cat.

I unlocked the door of my apartment and went in and sniffed the smell of it, just standing there, against the door for a little while before I put the light on. A homely smell, a smell of dust and tobacco smoke, the smell of a world where men live, and keep on living.

I undressed and went to bed. I had nightmares and woke out of them sweating. But in the morning I was a well man again.

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