Christian Science by Mark Twain

The Legend of the Man-Mystery, ch. i.

CHAPTER I

JANUARY, 1903. When we do not know a public man personally, we guess him

out by the facts of his career. When it is Washington, we all arrive at

about one and the same result. We agree that his words and his acts

clearly interpret his character to us, and that they never leave us in

doubt as to the motives whence the words and acts proceeded. It is the

same with Joan of Arc, it is the same with two or three or five or six

others among the immortals. But in the matter of motives and of a few

details of character we agree to disagree upon Napoleon, Cromwell, and

all the rest; and to this list we must add Mrs. Eddy. I think we can

peacefully agree as to two or three extraordinary features of her make-

up, but not upon the other features of it. We cannot peacefully agree as

to her motives, therefore her character must remain crooked to some of us

and straight to the others.

No matter, she is interesting enough without an amicable agreement. In

several ways she is the most interesting woman that ever lived, and the

most extraordinary. The same may be said of her career, and the same may

be said of its chief result. She started from nothing. Her enemies

charge that she surreptitiously took from Quimby a peculiar system of

healing which was mind-cure with a Biblical basis. She and her friends

deny that she took anything from him. This is a matter which we can

discuss by-and-by. Whether she took it or invented it, it was–

materially–a sawdust mine when she got it, and she has turned it into a

Klondike; its spiritual dock had next to no custom, if any at all: from

it she has launched a world-religion which has now six hundred and sixty-

three churches, and she charters a new one every four days. When we do

not know a person–and also when we do–we have to judge his size by the

size and nature of his achievements, as compared with the achievements of

others in his special line of business–there is no other way. Measured

by this standard, it is thirteen hundred years since the world has

produced any one who could reach up to Mrs. Eddy’s waistbelt.

Figuratively speaking, Mrs. Eddy is already as tall as the Eiffel tower.

She is adding surprisingly to her stature every day. It is quite within

the probabilities that a century hence she will be the most imposing

figure that has cast its shadow across the globe since the inauguration

of our era. I grant that after saying these strong things, it is

necessary that I offer some details calculated to satisfactorily

demonstrate the proportions which I have claimed for her. I will do that

presently; but before exhibiting the matured sequoia gigantea, I believe

it will be best to exhibit the sprout from which it sprang. It may save

the reader from making miscalculations. The person who imagines that a

Big Tree sprout is bigger than other kinds of sprouts is quite mistaken.

It is the ordinary thing; it makes no show, it compels no notice, it

hasn’t a detectible quality in it that entitles it to attention, or

suggests the future giant its sap is suckling. That is the kind of

sprout Mrs. Eddy was.

From her childhood days up to where she was running a half-century a

close race and gaining on it, she was most humanly commonplace.

She is the witness I am drawing this from. She has revealed it in her

autobiography not intentionally, of course–I am not claiming that. An

autobiography is the most treacherous thing there is. It lets out every

secret its author is trying to keep; it lets the truth shine unobstructed

through every harmless little deception he tries to play; it pitilessly

exposes him as a tin hero worshipping himself as Big Metal every time he

tries to do the modest-unconsciousness act before the reader. This is

not guessing; I am speaking from autobiographical personal experience; I

was never able to refrain from mentioning, with a studied casualness that

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85

Leave a Reply 0

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *