Christian Science by Mark Twain

left a vacancy. They made one fatal mistake; they all made it, each in

his turn: they failed to organize their forces, they failed to centralize

their strength, they failed to provide a fresh Bible and a sure and

perpetual cash income for business, and often they failed to provide a

new and accepted Divine Personage to worship.

Mrs. Eddy is not of that small fry. The materials that go to the making

of the rest of her portrait will prove it. She will furnish them

herself:

She published her book. She copyrighted it. She copyrights everything.

If she should say, “Good-morning; how do you do?” she would copyright it;

for she is a careful person, and knows the value of small things.

She began to teach her Science, she began to heal, she began to gather

converts to her new religion–fervent, sincere, devoted, grateful people.

A year or two later she organized her first Christian Science

“Association,” with six of her disciples on the roster.

She continued to teach and heal. She was charging nothing, she says,

although she was very poor. She taught and healed gratis four years

altogether, she says.

Then, in 1879-81 she was become strong enough, and well enough

established, to venture a couple of impressively important moves. The

first of these moves was to aggrandize the “Association” to a “Church.”

Brave? It is the right name for it, I think. The former name suggests

nothing, invited no remark, no criticism, no inquiry, no hostility; the

new name invited them all. She must have made this intrepid venture on

her own motion. She could have had no important advisers at that early

day. If we accept it as her own idea and her own act–and I think we

must–we have one key to her character. And it will explain subsequent

acts of hers that would merely stun us and stupefy us without it. Shall

we call it courage? Or shall we call it recklessness? Courage observes;

reflects; calculates; surveys the whole situation; counts the cost,

estimates the odds, makes up its mind; then goes at the enterprise

resolute to win or perish. Recklessness does not reflect, it plunges

fearlessly in with a hurrah, and takes the risks, whatever they may be,

regardless of expense. Recklessness often fails, Mrs. Eddy has never

failed–from the point of view of her followers. The point of view of

other people is naturally not a matter of weighty importance to her.

The new Church was not born loose-jointed and featureless, but had a

defined plan, a definite character, definite aims, and a name which was a

challenge, and defied all comers. It was “a Mind-healing Church.” It

was “without a creed.” Its name, “The Church of Christ, Scientist.”

Mrs. Eddy could not copyright her Church, but she chartered it, which was

the same thing and relieved the pain. It had twenty-six charter members.

Mrs. Eddy was at once installed as its pastor.

The other venture, above referred to, was Mrs. Eddy’s Massachusetts

Metaphysical College, in which was taught “the pathology of spiritual

power.” She could not copyright it, but she got it chartered. For

faculty it had herself, her husband of the period (Dr. Eddy), and her

adopted son, Dr. Foster-Eddy. The college term was “barely three

weeks,” she says. Again she was bold, brave, rash, reckless–choose for

yourself–for she not only began to charge the student, but charged him a

hundred dollars a week for the enlightenments. And got it? some may

ask. Easily. Pupils flocked from far and near. They came by the

hundred. Presently the term was cut down nearly half, but the price

remained as before. To be exact, the term-cut was to seven lessons–

price, three hundred dollars. The college “yielded a large income.”

This is believable. In seven years Mrs. Eddy taught, as she avers, over

four thousand students in it. (Preface to 1902 edition of Science and

Health.) Three hundred times four thousand is–but perhaps you can cipher

it yourself. I could do it ordinarily, but I fell down yesterday and

hurt my leg. Cipher it; you will see that it is a grand sum for a woman

to earn in seven years. Yet that was not all she got out of her college

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