Christian Science by Mark Twain

those progressive little natural changes in stature, dress, complexion,

mood, and carriage that mark–exteriorly–the march of the years and

record the accumulations of experience, while –interiorly–through all

this steady drift of evolution the one essential detail, the commanding

detail, the master detail of the make-up remains as it was in the

beginning, suffers no change and can suffer none; the basis of the

character; the temperament, the disposition, that indestructible iron

framework upon which the character is built, and whose shape it must

take, and keep, throughout life. We call it a person’s nature.

The man who is born stingy can be taught to give liberally–with his

hands; but not with his heart. The man born kind and compassionate can

have that disposition crushed down out of sight by embittering

experience; but if it were an organ the post-mortem would find it still

in his corpse. The man born ambitious of power and glory may live long

without finding it out, but when the opportunity comes he will know, will

strike for the largest thing within the limit of his chances at the time-

constable, perhaps–and will be glad and proud when he gets it, and will

write home about it. But he will not stop with that start; his appetite

will come again; and by-and-by again, and yet again; and when he has

climbed to police commissioner it will at last begin to dawn upon him

that what his Napoleon soul wants and was born for is something away

higher up–he does not quite know what, but Circumstance and Opportunity

will indicate the direction and he will cut a road through and find out.

I think Mrs. Eddy was born with a far-seeing business-eye, but did not

know it; and with a great organizing and executive talent, and did not

know it; and with a large appetite for power and distinction, and did not

know it. I think the reason that her make did not show up until middle

life was that she had General Grant’s luck –Circumstance and Opportunity

did not come her way when she was younger. The qualities that were born

in her had to wait for circumstance and opportunity–but they were there:

they were there to stay, whether they ever got a chance to fructify or

not. If they had come early, they would have found her ready and

competent. And they–not she–would have determined what they would set

her at and what they would make of her. If they had elected to

commission her as second-assistant cook in a bankrupt boarding-house,

I know the rest of it–I know what would have happened. She would have

owned the boarding-house within six months; she would have had the late

proprietor on salary and humping himself, as the worldly say; she would

have had that boarding-house spewing money like a mint; she would have

worked the servants and the late landlord up to the limit; she would have

squeezed the boarders till they wailed, and by some mysterious quality

born in her she would have kept the affections of certain of the lot

whose love and esteem she valued, and flung the others down the back

area; in two years she would own all the boarding-houses in the town, in

five all the boarding-houses in the State, in twenty all the hotels in

America, in forty all the hotels on the planet, and would sit at home

with her finger on a button and govern the whole combination as easily as

a bench-manager governs a dog-show.

It would be a grand thing to see, and I feel a kind of disappointment–

but never mind, a religion is better and larger; and there is more to it.

And I have not been steeping myself in Christian Science all these weeks

without finding out that the one sensible thing to do with a

disappointment is to put it out of your mind and think of something

cheerfuler.

We outsiders cannot conceive of Mrs. Eddy’s Christian Science Religion as

being a sudden and miraculous birth, but only as a growth from a seed

planted by circumstances, and developed stage by stage by command and

compulsion of the same force. What the stages were we cannot know, but

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