CLIVE BARKER’S BOOKS OF BLOOD

“We can’t sit here and let them come running through,” said Packard”s deputy, between blowing bubbles with his gum.

“They were going towards the mountains,” Davidson said. “Away from Welcome.”

“So what’s to stop them changing their goddam minds?” Eleanor countered. “Well?”

No answer. A few nods, a few head shakings. “Jebediah,” she said, “you’re deputy — what do you think about this?”

The young man with the badge and the gum flushed a little, and plucked at his thin moustache. He obviously hadn’t a clue.

“I see the picture,” the woman snapped back before he could answer. “Clear as a bell. You’re all too shit­ scared to go poking them divils out of their holes, that it?”

Murmurs of self-justification around the room, more head-shaking.

“You’re just planning to sit yourselves down and let the women folk be devoured.”

A good word: devoured. So much more emotive than eaten. Eleanor paused for effect. Then she said darkly: “Or worse.”

Worse than devoured? Pity sakes, what was worse than devoured?

“You’re not going to be touched by no divils,” said Packard, getting up from his seat with some difficulty. He swayed on his feet as he addressed the room.

“We’re going to have them shit-eaters and lynch ‘em.” This rousing battle-cry left the males in the room unroused; the sheriff was low on credibility since his encounter in Main Street.

“Discretion’s the better part of valour,” Davidson mur­mured under his breath.

“That’s so much horse-shit,” said Eleanor.

Davidson shrugged, and finished off the whisky in his glass. It was not refilled. He reflected ruefully that he should be thankful he was still alive. But his work-schedule was in ruins. He had to get to a telephone and hire a car; if necessary have someone drive out to pick him up. The “divils”, whatever they were, were not his problem. Perhaps he’d be interested to read a few column-inches on the subject in Newsweek, when he was back East and relaxing with Barbara; but now all he wanted to do was finish his business in Arizona and get home as soon as possible.

Packard, however, had other ideas.

“You’re a witness,” he said, pointing at Davidson, “and as Sheriff of this community I order you to stay in Welcome until you’ve answered to my satisfaction all inquiries I have to put to you.”

The formal language sounded odd from his slobbish mouth.

“I’ve got business —” Davidson began.

“Then you just send a cable and cancel that business, Mr fancy-Davidson.”

The man was scoring points off him, Davidson knew, bolstering his shattered reputation by taking pot-shots at the Easterner. Still, Packard was the law: there was nothing to be done about it. He nodded his assent with as much good grace as he could muster. There’d be time to lodge a formal complaint against this hick-town Mussolini when he was home, safe and sound. For now, better to send a cable, and let business go hang.

“So what’s the plan?” Eleanor demanded of Packard.

The Sheriff puffed out his booze-brightened cheeks.

“We deal with the divils,” he said.

“How?”

“Guns, woman.”

“You’ll need more than guns, if they’re as big as he says they are —”

“They are —” said Davidson, “believe me, they are.”

Packard sneered.

“We’ll take the whole fucking arsenal,” he said jerking his remaining thumb at Jebediah. “Go break out the heavy-duty weapons, boy. Anti-tank stuff. Bazookas.”

General amazement.

“You got bazookas?” said Lou, the mantelpiece cynic.

Packard managed a leering smile.

“Military stuff,” he said, “left over from the Big One.” Davidson sighed inwardly. The man was a psychotic, with his own little arsenal of out-of-date weapons, which were probably more lethal to the user than to the victim. They were all going to die. God help him, they were all going to die.

“You may have lost your fingers,” said Eleanor Kooker, delighted by this show of bravado, “but you’re the only man in this room, Josh Packard.”

Packard beamed and rubbed his crotch absent mindedly. Davidson couldn’t take the atmosphere of hand-me-down machismo in the room any longer.

“Look,” he piped up, “I’ve told you all I know. Why don’t I just let you folks get on with it.”

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