“Open your mouth. Put out your tongue.”
She could bear it no longer. She reached up and grabbed his balls hard, throwing the little fuck forward, so that he was sprawled on the milk-soaked bed. Then she lifted his tail and started to beat his ass with her palm, for all the world like a mother chiding a monstrous child. He started to sob, and shit, the groove of his buttocks filling up with the turd he would have dumped on her face if he’d had the chance. She was past caring about how dirty her hands were. She just kept beating the little fucker, until he had no more tears left, and he was reduced to hiccups.
No, the hiccups weren’t his, they were hers.
Her eyes fluttered open. The fever had broken, and she was alone in a bed that was damp with all the sweat she’d shed, but otherwise sweet-smelling. The cretinous horror she’d brought from the Devil’s Country was gone; shit, hair and all.
She got up out of bed and flushed all the medicines down the toilet, determined to let the flu pass from her system of its own accord. She was crazy enough, without the aid of medication.
THREE
“Jerry.”
“Tammy. My dear. Whatever happened to you? I wondered when you were going to call.”
“You could have called me.”
“Well, to be perfectly honest,” he said, “I didn’t want to trouble you. Unlike me, you’ve got a life to live.”
“Well actually, Arnie left me.”
“Oh, I am sorry.”
“Don’t be. It’s for the best.”
“You mean it?”
“I mean it. We weren’t meant for one another. It just took us a long time to find out. What about you?”
“Well, since we made the news I’ve been invited out to a few more fancy dinners than I used to be. People are curious. So they wine me and dine me and then they casually interrogate me. I don’t mind, really. I’ve met a lot of people, mostly young men, who have a faintly morbid interest in what went on up in the Canyon, which they pass off as an interest in me. I play along. I mean, why not? At my age, you don’t argue. Interest is interest.”
“And what do you tell them?”
“Oh, bits and pieces. I’ve got quite adept at figuring out who can take what. You know, the ones who say tell me everything are the ones who go clammy when they’re told — ”
“Everything?”
“No. Never everything. I don’t think anybody I’ve met is ready for everything.”
“So how do people respond?”
“Well, they’re usually ready for something fairly wild. If they sought me out in the first place it’s because they know something. They’ve heard some rumor. Some little piece of gossip. So it keeps the conversation interesting. Now: you. What about you? Have you been sharing our adventures with anybody?”
“No.”
“Nobody?”
“No. Not really.”
“You should, you know. You can’t keep it all bottled up. It’s not healthy.”
“Jerry, I live in Rio Linda, Sacramento, not Hollywood. If I started spouting off about going to the Devil’s Country my neighbours would probably never talk to me again.”
“Would you care? Be honest.”
“Probably not.”
“What about Rooney?”
“Who?” Tammy frowned.
“Rooney. The detective who interviewed us, remember? Over and over.”
“His name was Rooney? I thought it was Peltzer.”
“No, that’s one of Maxine’s lawyers. Lester Peltzer.”
“Okay. So Peltzer’s a lawyer, and Rooney’s who?”
“You haven’t heard from him? He’s the Detective at the Beverly Hills Police Department who first talked to us. Have you been checking your messages?”
She hadn’t but she said she had.
“Strange,” Jerry said. “Because he’s called me six or seven times, pressing me for details. Then I called the Department, replying to one of his calls, and you know what? He was fired two weeks ago.”
“So why’s he calling you?”
“I think the sonofabitch is writing a book.”
“About what happened to us?”
“I guess we’ll find that out when it’s published.”
“He can do that?”
“Maybe he’ll change the names. I don’t know.”
“But it’s our story. He can’t go round telling our story.”
“Maybe we should all talk to Peltzer and see if we can stop him.”