Dickens, Charles – Pictures from Italy

expectations, until I wander out again.

The Villa Bagnerello: or the Pink Jail, a far more expressive name

for the mansion: is in one of the most splendid situations

imaginable. The noble bay of Genoa, with the deep blue

Mediterranean, lies stretched out near at hand; monstrous old

desolate houses and palaces are dotted all about; lofty hills, with

their tops often hidden in the clouds, and with strong forts

perched high up on their craggy sides, are close upon the left; and

in front, stretching from the walls of the house, down to a ruined

chapel which stands upon the bold and picturesque rocks on the seashore,

are green vineyards, where you may wander all day long in

partial shade, through interminable vistas of grapes, trained on a

rough trellis-work across the narrow paths.

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This sequestered spot is approached by lanes so very narrow, that

when we arrived at the Custom-house, we found the people here had

TAKEN THE MEASURE of the narrowest among them, and were waiting to

apply it to the carriage; which ceremony was gravely performed in

the street, while we all stood by in breathless suspense. It was

found to be a very tight fit, but just a possibility, and no more –

as I am reminded every day, by the sight of various large holes

which it punched in the walls on either side as it came along. We

are more fortunate, I am told, than an old lady, who took a house

in these parts not long ago, and who stuck fast in HER carriage in

a lane; and as it was impossible to open one of the doors, she was

obliged to submit to the indignity of being hauled through one of

the little front windows, like a harlequin.

When you have got through these narrow lanes, you come to an

archway, imperfectly stopped up by a rusty old gate – my gate. The

rusty old gate has a bell to correspond, which you ring as long as

you like, and which nobody answers, as it has no connection

whatever with the house. But there is a rusty old knocker, too –

very loose, so that it slides round when you touch it – and if you

learn the trick of it, and knock long enough, somebody comes. The

brave Courier comes, and gives you admittance. You walk into a

seedy little garden, all wild and weedy, from which the vineyard

opens; cross it, enter a square hall like a cellar, walk up a

cracked marble staircase, and pass into a most enormous room with a

vaulted roof and whitewashed walls: not unlike a great Methodist

chapel. This is the SALA. It has five windows and five doors, and

is decorated with pictures which would gladden the heart of one of

those picture-cleaners in London who hang up, as a sign, a picture

divided, like death and the lady, at the top of the old ballad:

which always leaves you in a state of uncertainty whether the

ingenious professor has cleaned one half, or dirtied the other.

The furniture of this SALA is a sort of red brocade. All the

chairs are immovable, and the sofa weighs several tons.

On the same floor, and opening out of this same chamber, are

dining-room, drawing-room, and divers bed-rooms: each with a

multiplicity of doors and windows. Up-stairs are divers other

gaunt chambers, and a kitchen; and down-stairs is another kitchen,

which, with all sorts of strange contrivances for burning charcoal,

looks like an alchemical laboratory. There are also some halfdozen

small sitting-rooms, where the servants in this hot July, may

escape from the heat of the fire, and where the brave Courier plays

all sorts of musical instruments of his own manufacture, all the

evening long. A mighty old, wandering, ghostly, echoing, grim,

bare house it is, as ever I beheld or thought of.

There is a little vine-covered terrace, opening from the drawingroom;

and under this terrace, and forming one side of the little

garden, is what used to be the stable. It is now a cow-house, and

has three cows in it, so that we get new milk by the bucketful.

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