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through a long line of suburb, lying on the flat seashore, to

Genoa, then, the changing glimpses of that noble city and its

harbour, awaken a new source of interest; freshened by every huge,

unwieldy, half-inhabited old house in its outskirts: and coming to

its climax when the city gate is reached, and all Genoa with its

beautiful harbour, and neighbouring hills, bursts proudly on the

view.

CHAPTER V – TO PARMA, MODENA, AND BOLOGNA

I STROLLED away from Genoa on the 6th of November, bound for a good

many places (England among them), but first for Piacenza; for which

town I started in the COUPE of a machine something like a

travelling caravan, in company with the brave Courier, and a lady

with a large dog, who howled dolefully, at intervals, all night.

It was very wet, and very cold; very dark, and very dismal; we

travelled at the rate of barely four miles an hour, and stopped

nowhere for refreshment. At ten o’clock next morning, we changed

coaches at Alessandria, where we were packed up in another coach

(the body whereof would have been small for a fly), in company with

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a very old priest; a young Jesuit, his companion – who carried

their breviaries and other books, and who, in the exertion of

getting into the coach, had made a gash of pink leg between his

black stocking and his black knee-shorts, that reminded one of

Hamlet in Ophelia’s closet, only it was visible on both legs – a

provincial Avvocato; and a gentleman with a red nose that had an

uncommon and singular sheen upon it, which I never observed in the

human subject before. In this way we travelled on, until four

o’clock in the afternoon; the roads being still very heavy, and the

coach very slow. To mend the matter, the old priest was troubled

with cramps in his legs, so that he had to give a terrible yell

every ten minutes or so, and be hoisted out by the united efforts

of the company; the coach always stopping for him, with great

gravity. This disorder, and the roads, formed the main subject of

conversation. Finding, in the afternoon, that the COUPE had

discharged two people, and had only one passenger inside – a

monstrous ugly Tuscan, with a great purple moustache, of which no

man could see the ends when he had his hat on – I took advantage of

its better accommodation, and in company with this gentleman (who

was very conversational and good-humoured) travelled on, until

nearly eleven o’clock at night, when the driver reported that he

couldn’t think of going any farther, and we accordingly made a halt

at a place called Stradella.

The inn was a series of strange galleries surrounding a yard where

our coach, and a waggon or two, and a lot of fowls, and firewood,

were all heaped up together, higgledy-piggledy; so that you didn’t

know, and couldn’t have taken your oath, which was a fowl and which

was a cart. We followed a sleepy man with a flaring torch, into a

great, cold room, where there were two immensely broad beds, on

what looked like two immensely broad deal dining-tables; another

deal table of similar dimensions in the middle of the bare floor;

four windows; and two chairs. Somebody said it was my room; and I

walked up and down it, for half an hour or so, staring at the

Tuscan, the old priest, the young priest, and the Avvocato (Red-

Nose lived in the town, and had gone home), who sat upon their

beds, and stared at me in return.

The rather dreary whimsicality of this stage of the proceedings, is

interrupted by an announcement from the Brave (he had been cooking)

that supper is ready; and to the priest’s chamber (the next room

and the counterpart of mine) we all adjourn. The first dish is a

cabbage, boiled with a great quantity of rice in a tureen full of

water, and flavoured with cheese. It is so hot, and we are so

cold, that it appears almost jolly. The second dish is some little

bits of pork, fried with pigs’ kidneys. The third, two red fowls.

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