Dickens, Charles – Pictures from Italy

The fourth, two little red turkeys. The fifth, a huge stew of

garlic and truffles, and I don’t know what else; and this concludes

the entertainment.

Before I can sit down in my own chamber, and think it of the

dampest, the door opens, and the Brave comes moving in, in the

middle of such a quantity of fuel that he looks like Birnam Wood

taking a winter walk. He kindles this heap in a twinkling, and

produces a jorum of hot brandy and water; for that bottle of his

keeps company with the seasons, and now holds nothing but the

purest EAU DE VIE. When he has accomplished this feat, he retires

for the night; and I hear him, for an hour afterwards, and indeed

until I fall asleep, making jokes in some outhouse (apparently

under the pillow), where he is smoking cigars with a party of

confidential friends. He never was in the house in his life

before; but he knows everybody everywhere, before he has been

anywhere five minutes; and is certain to have attracted to himself,

in the meantime, the enthusiastic devotion of the whole

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establishment.

This is at twelve o’clock at night. At four o’clock next morning,

he is up again, fresher than a full-blown rose; making blazing

fires without the least authority from the landlord; producing mugs

of scalding coffee when nobody else can get anything but cold

water; and going out into the dark streets, and roaring for fresh

milk, on the chance of somebody with a cow getting up to supply it.

While the horses are ‘coming,’ I stumble out into the town too. It

seems to be all one little Piazza, with a cold damp wind blowing in

and out of the arches, alternately, in a sort of pattern. But it

is profoundly dark, and raining heavily; and I shouldn’t know it

to-morrow, if I were taken there to try. Which Heaven forbid.

The horses arrive in about an hour. In the interval, the driver

swears; sometimes Christian oaths, sometimes Pagan oaths.

Sometimes, when it is a long, compound oath, he begins with

Christianity and merges into Paganism. Various messengers are

despatched; not so much after the horses, as after each other; for

the first messenger never comes back, and all the rest imitate him.

At length the horses appear, surrounded by all the messengers; some

kicking them, and some dragging them, and all shouting abuse to

them. Then, the old priest, the young priest, the Avvocato, the

Tuscan, and all of us, take our places; and sleepy voices

proceeding from the doors of extraordinary hutches in divers parts

of the yard, cry out ‘Addio corriere mio! Buon’ viaggio,

corriere!’ Salutations which the courier, with his face one

monstrous grin, returns in like manner as we go jolting and

wallowing away, through the mud.

At Piacenza, which was four or five hours’ journey from the inn at

Stradella, we broke up our little company before the hotel door,

with divers manifestations of friendly feeling on all sides. The

old priest was taken with the cramp again, before he had got halfway

down the street; and the young priest laid the bundle of books

on a door-step, while he dutifully rubbed the old gentleman’s legs.

The client of the Avvocato was waiting for him at the yard-gate,

and kissed him on each cheek, with such a resounding smack, that I

am afraid he had either a very bad case, or a scantily-furnished

purse. The Tuscan, with a cigar in his mouth, went loitering off,

carrying his hat in his hand that he might the better trail up the

ends of his dishevelled moustache. And the brave Courier, as he

and I strolled away to look about us, began immediately to

entertain me with the private histories and family affairs of the

whole party.

A brown, decayed, old town, Piacenza is. A deserted, solitary,

grass-grown place, with ruined ramparts; half filled-up trenches,

which afford a frowsy pasturage to the lean kine that wander about

them; and streets of stern houses, moodily frowning at the other

houses over the way. The sleepiest and shabbiest of soldiery go

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