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satisfaction, I communicated it to the driver. So far from being

responsive, he surveyed me – he was naturally a bottled-nosed, redfaced

man – with a blanched countenance. And as he drove me back,

he ever and again glanced in over his shoulder through the little

front window of his carriage, as mistrusting that I was a fare

originally from a grave in the churchyard of Saint Ghastly Grim,

who might have flitted home again without paying.

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Sometimes, the queer Hall of some queer Company gives upon a

churchyard such as this, and, when the Livery dine, you may hear

them (if you are looking in through the iron rails, which you never

are when I am) toasting their own Worshipful prosperity.

Sometimes, a wholesale house of business, requiring much room for

stowage, will occupy one or two or even all three sides of the

enclosing space, and the backs of bales of goods will lumber up the

windows, as if they were holding some crowded trade-meeting of

themselves within. Sometimes, the commanding windows are all

blank, and show no more sign of life than the graves below – not so

much, for THEY tell of what once upon a time was life undoubtedly.

Such was the surrounding of one City churchyard that I saw last

summer, on a Volunteering Saturday evening towards eight of the

clock, when with astonishment I beheld an old old man and an old

old woman in it, making hay. Yes, of all occupations in this

world, making hay! It was a very confined patch of churchyard

lying between Gracechurch-street and the Tower, capable of

yielding, say an apronful of hay. By what means the old old man

and woman had got into it, with an almost toothless hay-making

rake, I could not fathom. No open window was within view; no

window at all was within view, sufficiently near the ground to have

enabled their old legs to descend from it; the rusty churchyardgate

was locked, the mouldy church was locked. Gravely among the

graves, they made hay, all alone by themselves. They looked like

Time and his wife. There was but the one rake between them, and

they both had hold of it in a pastorally-loving manner, and there

was hay on the old woman’s black bonnet, as if the old man had

recently been playful. The old man was quite an obsolete old man,

in knee-breeches and coarse grey stockings, and the old woman wore

mittens like unto his stockings in texture and in colour. They

took no heed of me as I looked on, unable to account for them. The

old woman was much too bright for a pew-opener, the old man much

too meek for a beadle. On an old tombstone in the foreground

between me and them, were two cherubim; but for those celestial

embellishments being represented as having no possible use for

knee-breeches, stockings, or mittens, I should have compared them

with the hay-makers, and sought a likeness. I coughed and awoke

the echoes, but the hay-makers never looked at me. They used the

rake with a measured action, drawing the scanty crop towards them;

and so I was fain to leave them under three yards and a half of

darkening sky, gravely making hay among the graves, all alone by

themselves. Perhaps they were Spectres, and I wanted a Medium.

In another City churchyard of similar cramped dimensions, I saw,

that selfsame summer, two comfortable charity children. They were

making love – tremendous proof of the vigour of that immortal

article, for they were in the graceful uniform under which English

Charity delights to hide herself – and they were overgrown, and

their legs (his legs at least, for I am modestly incompetent to

speak of hers) were as much in the wrong as mere passive weakness

of character can render legs. O it was a leaden churchyard, but no

doubt a golden ground to those young persons! I first saw them on

a Saturday evening, and, perceiving from their occupation that

Saturday evening was their trysting-time, I returned that evening

se’nnight, and renewed the contemplation of them. They came there

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