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among the fire-irons, lest post-horse company should overstir the

fire, was NOT there, as of old.

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Pursuing my researches in the Dolphin’s Head, I found it sorely

shrunken. When J. Mellows came into possession, he had walled off

half the bar, which was now a tobacco-shop with its own entrance in

the yard – the once glorious yard where the postboys, whip in hand

and always buttoning their waistcoats at the last moment, used to

come running forth to mount and away. A ‘Scientific Shoeing –

Smith and Veterinary Surgeon,’ had further encroached upon the

yard; and a grimly satirical jobber, who announced himself as

having to Let ‘A neat one-horse fly, and a one-horse cart,’ had

established his business, himself, and his family, in a part of the

extensive stables. Another part was lopped clean off from the

Dolphin’s Head, and now comprised a chapel, a wheelwright’s, and a

Young Men’s Mutual Improvement and Discussion Society (in a loft):

the whole forming a back lane. No audacious hand had plucked down

the vane from the central cupola of the stables, but it had grown

rusty and stuck at N-Nil: while the score or two of pigeons that

remained true to their ancestral traditions and the place, had

collected in a row on the roof-ridge of the only outhouse retained

by the Dolphin, where all the inside pigeons tried to push the

outside pigeon off. This I accepted as emblematical of the

struggle for post and place in railway times.

Sauntering forth into the town, by way of the covered and pillared

entrance to the Dolphin’s Yard, once redolent of soup and stablelitter,

now redolent of musty disuse, I paced the street. It was a

hot day, and the little sun-blinds of the shops were all drawn

down, and the more enterprising tradesmen had caused their

‘Prentices to trickle water on the pavement appertaining to their

frontage. It looked as if they had been shedding tears for the

stage-coaches, and drying their ineffectual pocket-handkerchiefs.

Such weakness would have been excusable; for business was – as one

dejected porkman who kept a shop which refused to reciprocate the

compliment by keeping him, informed me – ‘bitter bad.’ Most of the

harness-makers and corn-dealers were gone the way of the coaches,

but it was a pleasant recognition of the eternal procession of

Children down that old original steep Incline, the Valley of the

Shadow, that those tradesmen were mostly succeeded by vendors of

sweetmeats and cheap toys. The opposition house to the Dolphin,

once famous as the New White Hart, had long collapsed. In a fit of

abject depression, it had cast whitewash on its windows, and

boarded up its front door, and reduced itself to a side entrance;

but even that had proved a world too wide for the Literary

Institution which had been its last phase; for the Institution had

collapsed too, and of the ambitious letters of its inscription on

the White Hart’s front, all had fallen off but these:

L Y INS T

– suggestive of Lamentably Insolvent. As to the neighbouring

market-place, it seemed to have wholly relinquished marketing, to

the dealer in crockery whose pots and pans straggled half across

it, and to the Cheap Jack who sat with folded arms on the shafts of

his cart, superciliously gazing around; his velveteen waistcoat,

evidently harbouring grave doubts whether it was worth his while to

stay a night in such a place.

The church bells began to ring as I left this spot, but they by no

means improved the case, for they said, in a petulant way, and

speaking with some difficulty in their irritation, WHAT’S-be-comeof-

THE-coach-ES!’ Nor would they (I found on listening) ever vary

their emphasis, save in respect of growing more sharp and vexed,

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but invariably went on, ‘WHAT’S-be-come-of-THE-coach-ES!’ – always

beginning the inquiry with an unpolite abruptness. Perhaps from

their elevation they saw the railway, and it aggravated them.

Coming upon a coachmaker’s workshop, I began to look about me with

a revived spirit, thinking that perchance I might behold there some

remains of the old times of the town’s greatness. There was only

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