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most thoroughly feel that they are upon their honour with the

customers, as to the minutest points of administration. But,

although the American stoves cannot roast, they can surely boil one

kind of meat as well as another, and need not always circumscribe

their boiling talents within the limits of ham and beef. The most

enthusiastic admirer of those substantials, would probably not

object to occasional inconstancy in respect of pork and mutton:

or, especially in cold weather, to a little innocent trifling with

Irish stews, meat pies, and toads in holes. Another drawback on

the Whitechapel establishment, is the absence of beer. Regarded

merely as a question of policy, it is very impolitic, as having a

tendency to send the working men to the public-house, where gin is

reported to be sold. But, there is a much higher ground on which

this absence of beer is objectionable. It expresses distrust of

the working man. It is a fragment of that old mantle of patronage

in which so many estimable Thugs, so darkly wandering up and down

the moral world, are sworn to muffle him. Good beer is a good

thing for him, he says, and he likes it; the Depot could give it

him good, and he now gets it bad. Why does the Depot not give it

him good? Because he would get drunk. Why does the Depot not let

him have a pint with his dinner, which would not make him drunk?

Because he might have had another pint, or another two pints,

before he came. Now, this distrust is an affront, is exceedingly

inconsistent with the confidence the managers express in their

hand-bills, and is a timid stopping-short upon the straight

highway. It is unjust and unreasonable, also. It is unjust,

because it punishes the sober man for the vice of the drunken man.

It is unreasonable, because any one at all experienced in such

things knows that the drunken workman does not get drunk where he

goes to eat and drink, but where he goes to drink – expressly to

drink. To suppose that the working man cannot state this question

to himself quite as plainly as I state it here, is to suppose that

he is a baby, and is again to tell him in the old wearisome,

condescending, patronising way that he must be goody-poody, and do

as he is toldy-poldy, and not be a manny-panny or a voter-poter,

but fold his handy-pandys, and be a childy-pildy.

I found from the accounts of the Whitechapel Self-Supporting

Cooking Depot, that every article sold in it, even at the prices I

have quoted, yields a certain small profit! Individual speculators

are of course already in the field, and are of course already

appropriating the name. The classes for whose benefit the real

depots are designed, will distinguish between the two kinds of

enterprise.

CHAPTER XXVI – CHATHAM DOCKYARD

There are some small out-of-the-way landing places on the Thames

and the Medway, where I do much of my summer idling. Running water

is favourable to day-dreams, and a strong tidal river is the best

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of running water for mine. I like to watch the great ships

standing out to sea or coming home richly laden, the active little

steam-tugs confidently puffing with them to and from the seahorizon,

the fleet of barges that seem to have plucked their brown

and russet sails from the ripe trees in the landscape, the heavy

old colliers, light in ballast, floundering down before the tide,

the light screw barks and schooners imperiously holding a straight

course while the others patiently tack and go about, the yachts

with their tiny hulls and great white sheets of canvas, the little

sailing-boats bobbing to and fro on their errands of pleasure or

business, and – as it is the nature of little people to do – making

a prodigious fuss about their small affairs. Watching these

objects, I still am under no obligation to think about them, or

even so much as to see them, unless it perfectly suits my humour.

As little am I obliged to hear the plash and flop of the tide, the

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