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of him was, that he looked in through a window (at the soup, no

doubt) on one leg.

Full of this pleasure, I shortly afterwards departed from the town,

little dreaming of an addition to my good fortune. But more was in

reserve. I went by a train which was heavy with third-class

carriages, full of young fellows (well guarded) who had drawn

unlucky numbers in the last conscription, and were on their way to

a famous French garrison town where much of the raw military

material is worked up into soldiery. At the station they had been

sitting about, in their threadbare homespun blue garments, with

their poor little bundles under their arms, covered with dust and

clay, and the various soils of France; sad enough at heart, most of

them, but putting a good face upon it, and slapping their breasts

and singing choruses on the smallest provocation; the gayest

spirits shouldering half loaves of black bread speared upon their

walking-sticks. As we went along, they were audible at every

station, chorusing wildly out of tune, and feigning the highest

hilarity. After a while, however, they began to leave off singing,

and to laugh naturally, while at intervals there mingled with their

laughter the barking of a dog. Now, I had to alight short of their

destination, and, as that stoppage of the train was attended with a

quantity of horn blowing, bell ringing, and proclamation of what

Messieurs les Voyageurs were to do, and were not to do, in order to

reach their respective destinations, I had ample leisure to go

forward on the platform to take a parting look at my recruits,

whose heads were all out at window, and who were laughing like

delighted children. Then I perceived that a large poodle with a

pink nose, who had been their travelling companion and the cause of

their mirth, stood on his hind-legs presenting arms on the extreme

verge of the platform, ready to salute them as the train went off.

This poodle wore a military shako (it is unnecessary to add, very

much on one side over one eye), a little military coat, and the

regulation white gaiters. He was armed with a little musket and a

little sword-bayonet, and he stood presenting arms in perfect

attitude, with his unobscured eye on his master or superior

officer, who stood by him. So admirable was his discipline, that,

when the train moved, and he was greeted with the parting cheers of

the recruits, and also with a shower of centimes, several of which

struck his shako, and had a tendency to discompose him, he remained

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staunch on his post, until the train was gone. He then resigned

his arms to his officer, took off his shako by rubbing his paw over

it, dropped on four legs, bringing his uniform coat into the

absurdest relations with the overarching skies, and ran about the

platform in his white gaiters, waging his tail to an exceeding

great extent. It struck me that there was more waggery than this

in the poodle, and that he knew that the recruits would neither get

through their exercises, nor get rid of their uniforms, as easily

as he; revolving which in my thoughts, and seeking in my pockets

some small money to bestow upon him, I casually directed my eyes to

the face of his superior officer, and in him beheld the Face-Maker!

Though it was not the way to Algeria, but quite the reverse, the

military poodle’s Colonel was the Face-Maker in a dark blouse, with

a small bundle dangling over his shoulder at the end of an

umbrella, and taking a pipe from his breast to smoke as he and the

poodle went their mysterious way.

CHAPTER XXVIII – MEDICINE MEN OF CIVILISATION

My voyages (in paper boats) among savages often yield me matter for

reflection at home. It is curious to trace the savage in the

civilised man, and to detect the hold of some savage customs on

conditions of society rather boastful of being high above them.

I wonder, is the Medicine Man of the North American Indians never

to be got rid of, out of the North American country? He comes into

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