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sou’wester hats, all with something rough and rugged round the

throat; all, dripping salt water where they stand; all pelted by

weather, besmeared with grease, and blackened by the sooty rigging.

Each man’s knife in its sheath in his girdle, loosened for dinner.

As the first man, with a knowingly kindled eye, watches the filling

of the poisoned chalice (truly but a very small tin mug, to be

prosaic), and, tossing back his head, tosses the contents into

himself, and passes the empty chalice and passes on, so the second

man with an anticipatory wipe of his mouth on sleeve or

handkerchief, bides his turn, and drinks and hands and passes on,

in whom, and in each as his turn approaches, beams a knowingly

kindled eye, a brighter temper, and a suddenly awakened tendency to

be jocose with some shipmate. Nor do I even observe that the man

in charge of the ship’s lamps, who in right of his office has a

double allowance of poisoned chalices, seems thereby vastly

degraded, even though he empties the chalices into himself, one

after the other, much as if he were delivering their contents at

some absorbent establishment in which he had no personal interest.

But vastly comforted, I note them all to be, on deck presently,

even to the circulation of redder blood in their cold blue

knuckles; and when I look up at them lying out on the yards, and

holding on for life among the beating sails, I cannot for MY life

see the justice of visiting on them – or on me – the drunken crimes

of any number of criminals arraigned at the heaviest of assizes.

Abetting myself in my idle humour, I closed my eyes, and recalled

life on board of one of those mail-packets, as I lay, part of that

day, in the Bay of New York, O! The regular life began – mine

always did, for I never got to sleep afterwards – with the rigging

of the pump while it was yet dark, and washing down of decks. Any

enormous giant at a prodigious hydropathic establishment,

conscientiously undergoing the water-cure in all its departments,

and extremely particular about cleaning his teeth, would make those

noises. Swash, splash, scrub, rub, toothbrush, bubble, swash,

splash, bubble, toothbrush, splash, splash, bubble, rub. Then the

day would break, and, descending from my berth by a graceful ladder

composed of half-opened drawers beneath it, I would reopen my outer

dead-light and my inner sliding window (closed by a watchman during

the water-cure), and would look out at the long-rolling, lead-

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coloured, white topped waves over which the dawn, on a cold winter

morning, cast a level, lonely glance, and through which the ship

fought her melancholy way at a terrific rate. And now, lying down

again, awaiting the season for broiled ham and tea, I would be

compelled to listen to the voice of conscience, – the screw.

It might be, in some cases, no more than the voice of stomach; but

I called it in my fancy by the higher name. Because it seemed to

me that we were all of us, all day long, endeavouring to stifle the

voice. Because it was under everybody’s pillow, everybody’s plate,

everybody’s camp-stool, everybody’s book, everybody’s occupation.

Because we pretended not to hear it, especially at meal-times,

evening whist, and morning conversation on deck; but it was always

among us in an under monotone, not to be drowned in pea-soup, not

to be shuffled with cards, not to be diverted by books, not to be

knitted into any pattern, not to be walked away from. It was

smoked in the weediest cigar, and drunk in the strongest cocktail;

it was conveyed on deck at noon with limp ladies, who lay there in

their wrappers until the stars shone; it waited at table with the

stewards; nobody could put it out with the lights. It was

considered (as on shore) ill-bred to acknowledge the voice of

conscience. It was not polite to mention it. One squally day an

amiable gentleman in love gave much offence to a surrounding

circle, including the object of his attachment, by saying of it,

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