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and struck fiercely; but it was never at the pains of assuming a

disguise. It played on no dulcimer here, was crowned with no

flowers, waved no plume, minced in no flowing robe or train, lifted

no wine-cup, sat at no feast, cast no dice, counted no gold. It

was simply a bare, gaunt, famished skeleton, slaying his way along.

The borders of Ratcliff and Stepney, eastward of London, and giving

on the impure river, were the scene of this uncompromising dance of

death, upon a drizzling November day. A squalid maze of streets,

courts, and alleys of miserable houses let out in single rooms. A

wilderness of dirt, rags, and hunger. A mud-desert, chiefly

inhabited by a tribe from whom employment has departed, or to whom

it comes but fitfully and rarely. They are not skilled mechanics

in any wise. They are but labourers, – dock-labourers, water-side

labourers, coal-porters, ballast-heavers, such-like hewers of wood

and drawers of water. But they have come into existence, and they

propagate their wretched race.

One grisly joke alone, methought, the skeleton seemed to play off

here. It had stuck election-bills on the walls, which the wind and

rain had deteriorated into suitable rags. It had even summed up

the state of the poll, in chalk, on the shutters of one ruined

house. It adjured the free and independent starvers to vote for

Thisman and vote for Thatman; not to plump, as they valued the

state of parties and the national prosperity (both of great

importance to them, I think); but, by returning Thisman and

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Thatman, each naught without the other, to compound a glorious and

immortal whole. Surely the skeleton is nowhere more cruelly

ironical in the original monkish idea!

Pondering in my mind the far-seeing schemes of Thisman and Thatman,

and of the public blessing called Party, for staying the

degeneracy, physical and moral, of many thousands (who shall say

how many?) of the English race; for devising employment useful to

the community for those who want but to work and live; for

equalising rates, cultivating waste lands, facilitating emigration,

and, above all things, saving and utilising the oncoming

generations, and thereby changing ever-growing national weakness

into strength: pondering in my mind, I say, these hopeful

exertions, I turned down a narrow street to look into a house or

two.

It was a dark street with a dead wall on one side. Nearly all the

outer doors of the houses stood open. I took the first entry, and

knocked at a parlour-door. Might I come in? I might, if I plased,

sur.

The woman of the room (Irish) had picked up some long strips of

wood, about some wharf or barge; and they had just now been thrust

into the otherwise empty grate to make two iron pots boil. There

was some fish in one, and there were some potatoes in the other.

The flare of the burning wood enabled me to see a table, and a

broken chair or so, and some old cheap crockery ornaments about the

chimney-piece. It was not until I had spoken with the woman a few

minutes, that I saw a horrible brown heap on the floor in a corner,

which, but for previous experience in this dismal wise, I might not

have suspected to be ‘the bed.’ There was something thrown upon

it; and I asked what that was.

”Tis the poor craythur that stays here, sur; and ’tis very bad she

is, and ’tis very bad she’s been this long time, and ’tis better

she’ll never be, and ’tis slape she does all day, and ’tis wake she

does all night, and ’tis the lead, sur.’

‘The what?’

‘The lead, sur. Sure ’tis the lead-mills, where the women gets

took on at eighteen-pence a day, sur, when they makes application

early enough, and is lucky and wanted; and ’tis lead-pisoned she

is, sur, and some of them gets lead-pisoned soon, and some of them

gets lead-pisoned later, and some, but not many, niver; and ’tis

all according to the constitooshun, sur, and some constitooshuns is

strong, and some is weak; and her constitooshun is lead-pisoned,

bad as can be, sur; and her brain is coming out at her ear, and it

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