Dickens, Charles – The Uncommercial Traveller

‘A young foreign sailor?’

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‘Yes. He’s a Spaniard. You’re a Spaniard, ain’t you, Antonio?’

‘Me Spanish.’

‘And he don’t know a word you say, not he; not if you was to talk

to him till doomsday.’ (Triumphantly, as if it redounded to the

credit of the house.)

‘Will he play something?’

‘Oh, yes, if you like. Play something, Antonio. YOU ain’t ashamed

to play something; are you?’

The cracked guitar raises the feeblest ghost of a tune, and three

of the women keep time to it with their heads, and the fourth with

the child. If Antonio has brought any money in with him, I am

afraid he will never take it out, and it even strikes me that his

jacket and guitar may be in a bad way. But, the look of the young

man and the tinkling of the instrument so change the place in a

moment to a leaf out of Don Quixote, that I wonder where his mule

is stabled, until he leaves off.

I am bound to acknowledge (as it tends rather to my uncommercial

confusion), that I occasioned a difficulty in this establishment,

by having taken the child in my arms. For, on my offering to

restore it to a ferocious joker not unstimulated by rum, who

claimed to be its mother, that unnatural parent put her hands

behind her, and declined to accept it; backing into the fireplace,

and very shrilly declaring, regardless of remonstrance from her

friends, that she knowed it to be Law, that whoever took a child

from its mother of his own will, was bound to stick to it. The

uncommercial sense of being in a rather ridiculous position with

the poor little child beginning to be frightened, was relieved by

my worthy friend and fellow-constable, Trampfoot; who, laying hands

on the article as if it were a Bottle, passed it on to the nearest

woman, and bade her ‘take hold of that.’ As we came out the Bottle

was passed to the ferocious joker, and they all sat down as before,

including Antonio and the guitar. It was clear that there was no

such thing as a nightcap to this baby’s head, and that even he

never went to bed, but was always kept up – and would grow up, kept

up – waiting for Jack.

Later still in the night, we came (by the court ‘where the man was

murdered,’ and by the other court across the street, into which his

body was dragged) to another parlour in another Entry, where

several people were sitting round a fire in just the same way. It

was a dirty and offensive place, with some ragged clothes drying in

it; but there was a high shelf over the entrance-door (to be out of

the reach of marauding hands, possibly) with two large white loaves

on it, and a great piece of Cheshire cheese.

‘Well!’ says Mr. Superintendent, with a comprehensive look all

round. ‘How do YOU do?’

‘Not much to boast of, sir.’ From the curtseying woman of the

house. ‘This is my good man, sir.’

‘You are not registered as a common Lodging House?’

‘No, sir.’

Sharpeye (in the Move-on tone) puts in the pertinent inquiry, ‘Then

why ain’t you?’

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‘Ain’t got no one here, Mr. Sharpeye,’ rejoin the woman and my good

man together, ‘but our own family.’

‘How many are you in family?’

The woman takes time to count, under pretence of coughing, and

adds, as one scant of breath, ‘Seven, sir.’

But she has missed one, so Sharpeye, who knows all about it, says:

‘Here’s a young man here makes eight, who ain’t of your family?’

‘No, Mr. Sharpeye, he’s a weekly lodger.’

‘What does he do for a living?’

The young man here, takes the reply upon himself, and shortly

answers, ‘Ain’t got nothing to do.’

The young man here, is modestly brooding behind a damp apron

pendent from a clothes-line. As I glance at him I become – but I

don’t know why – vaguely reminded of Woolwich, Chatham, Portsmouth,

and Dover. When we get out, my respected fellow-constable

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