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a spring-cart.

As I took a parting look at First Witch in turning away, the red

marks round her eyes seemed to have already grown larger, and she

hungrily and thirstily looked out beyond me into the dark doorway,

to see if Jack was there. For, Jack came even here, and the

mistress had got into jail through deluding Jack.

When I at last ended this night of travel and got to bed, I failed

to keep my mind on comfortable thoughts of Seaman’s Homes (not

overdone with strictness), and improved dock regulations giving

Jack greater benefit of fire and candle aboard ship, through my

mind’s wandering among the vermin I had seen. Afterwards the same

vermin ran all over my sleep. Evermore, when on a breezy day I see

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Poor Mercantile Jack running into port with a fair wind under all

sail, I shall think of the unsleeping host of devourers who never

go to bed, and are always in their set traps waiting for him.

CHAPTER VI – REFRESHMENTS FOR TRAVELLERS

In the late high winds I was blown to a great many places – and

indeed, wind or no wind, I generally have extensive transactions on

hand in the article of Air – but I have not been blown to any

English place lately, and I very seldom have blown to any English

place in my life, where I could get anything good to eat and drink

in five minutes, or where, if I sought it, I was received with a

welcome.

This is a curious thing to consider. But before (stimulated by my

own experiences and the representations of many fellow-travellers

of every uncommercial and commercial degree) I consider it further,

I must utter a passing word of wonder concerning high winds.

I wonder why metropolitan gales always blow so hard at Walworth. I

cannot imagine what Walworth has done, to bring such windy

punishment upon itself, as I never fail to find recorded in the

newspapers when the wind has blown at all hard. Brixton seems to

have something on its conscience; Peckham suffers more than a

virtuous Peckham might be supposed to deserve; the howling

neighbourhood of Deptford figures largely in the accounts of the

ingenious gentlemen who are out in every wind that blows, and to

whom it is an ill high wind that blows no good; but, there can

hardly be any Walworth left by this time. It must surely be blown

away. I have read of more chimney-stacks and house-copings coming

down with terrific smashes at Walworth, and of more sacred edifices

being nearly (not quite) blown out to sea from the same accursed

locality, than I have read of practised thieves with the appearance

and manners of gentlemen – a popular phenomenon which never existed

on earth out of fiction and a police report. Again: I wonder why

people are always blown into the Surrey Canal, and into no other

piece of water! Why do people get up early and go out in groups,

to be blown into the Surrey Canal? Do they say to one another,

‘Welcome death, so that we get into the newspapers’? Even that

would be an insufficient explanation, because even then they might

sometimes put themselves in the way of being blown into the

Regent’s Canal, instead of always saddling Surrey for the field.

Some nameless policeman, too, is constantly, on the slightest

provocation, getting himself blown into this same Surrey Canal.

Will SIR RICHARD MAYNE see to it, and restrain that weak-minded and

feeble-bodied constable?

To resume the consideration of the curious question of Refreshment.

I am a Briton, and, as such, I am aware that I never will be a

slave – and yet I have latent suspicion that there must be some

slavery of wrong custom in this matter.

I travel by railroad. I start from home at seven or eight in the

morning, after breakfasting hurriedly. What with skimming over the

open landscape, what with mining in the damp bowels of the earth,

what with banging, booming and shrieking the scores of miles away,

I am hungry when I arrive at the ‘Refreshment’ station where I am

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