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top of the hill, and look at the house there, if you please!’

‘You admire that house?’ said I.

‘Bless you, sir,’ said the very queer small boy, ‘when I was not

more than half as old as nine, it used to be a treat for me to be

brought to look at it. And now, I am nine, I come by myself to

look at it. And ever since I can recollect, my father, seeing me

so fond of it, has often said to me, “If you were to be very

persevering and were to work hard, you might some day come to live

in it.” Though that’s impossible!’ said the very queer small boy,

drawing a low breath, and now staring at the house out of window

with all his might.

I was rather amazed to be told this by the very queer small boy;

for that house happens to be MY house, and I have reason to believe

that what he said was true.

Well! I made no halt there, and I soon dropped the very queer

small boy and went on. Over the road where the old Romans used to

march, over the road where the old Canterbury pilgrims used to go,

over the road where the travelling trains of the old imperious

priests and princes used to jingle on horseback between the

continent and this Island through the mud and water, over the road

where Shakespeare hummed to himself, ‘Blow, blow, thou winter

wind,’ as he sat in the saddle at the gate of the inn yard noticing

the carriers; all among the cherry orchards, apple orchards, cornfields,

and hop-gardens; so went I, by Canterbury to Dover. There,

the sea was tumbling in, with deep sounds, after dark, and the

revolving French light on Cape Grinez was seen regularly bursting

out and becoming obscured, as if the head of a gigantic lightkeeper

in an anxious state of mind were interposed every halfminute,

to look how it was burning.

Early in the morning I was on the deck of the steam-packet, and we

were aiming at the bar in the usual intolerable manner, and the bar

was aiming at us in the usual intolerable manner, and the bar got

by far the best of it, and we got by far the worst – all in the

usual intolerable manner.

But, when I was clear of the Custom House on the other side, and

when I began to make the dust fly on the thirsty French roads, and

when the twigsome trees by the wayside (which, I suppose, never

will grow leafy, for they never did) guarded here and there a dusty

soldier, or field labourer, baking on a heap of broken stones,

sound asleep in a fiction of shade, I began to recover my

travelling spirits. Coming upon the breaker of the broken stones,

in a hard, hot, shining hat, on which the sun played at a distance

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as on a burning-glass, I felt that now, indeed, I was in the dear

old France of my affections. I should have known it, without the

well-remembered bottle of rough ordinary wine, the cold roast fowl,

the loaf, and the pinch of salt, on which I lunched with

unspeakable satisfaction, from one of the stuffed pockets of the

chariot.

I must have fallen asleep after lunch, for when a bright face

looked in at the window, I started, and said:

‘Good God, Louis, I dreamed you were dead!’

My cheerful servant laughed, and answered:

‘Me? Not at all, sir.’

‘How glad I am to wake! What are we doing Louis?’

‘We go to take relay of horses. Will you walk up the hill?’

‘Certainly.’

Welcome the old French hill, with the old French lunatic (not in

the most distant degree related to Sterne’s Maria) living in a

thatched dog-kennel half-way up, and flying out with his crutch and

his big head and extended nightcap, to be beforehand with the old

men and women exhibiting crippled children, and with the children

exhibiting old men and women, ugly and blind, who always seemed by

resurrectionary process to be recalled out of the elements for the

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