Dickens, Charles – The Uncommercial Traveller

well up with you, resumes: ‘I am aware sir that it is a liberty to

intrude a further question on a gentleman walking for his

entertainment but might I make so bold as ask the favour of the way

to Dover sir and about the distance?’ You inform the well-spoken

young man that the way to Dover is straight on, and the distance

some eighteen miles. The well-spoken young man becomes greatly

agitated. ‘In the condition to which I am reduced,’ says he, ‘I

could not ope to reach Dover before dark even if my shoes were in a

state to take me there or my feet were in a state to old out over

the flinty road and were not on the bare ground of which any

gentleman has the means to satisfy himself by looking Sir may I

take the liberty of speaking to you?’ As the well-spoken young man

keeps so well up with you that you can’t prevent his taking the

liberty of speaking to you, he goes on, with fluency: ‘Sir it is

not begging that is my intention for I was brought up by the best

of mothers and begging is not my trade I should not know sir how to

follow it as a trade if such were my shameful wishes for the best

of mothers long taught otherwise and in the best of omes though now

reduced to take the present liberty on the Iway Sir my business was

the law-stationering and I was favourably known to the Solicitor-

General the Attorney-General the majority of the judges and the ole

of the legal profession but through ill elth in my family and the

treachery of a friend for whom I became security and he no other

than my own wife’s brother the brother of my own wife I was cast

forth with my tender partner and three young children not to beg

for I will sooner die of deprivation but to make my way to the seaport

town of Dover where I have a relative i in respect not only

that will assist me but that would trust me with untold gold Sir in

appier times and hare this calamity fell upon me I made for my

amusement when I little thought that I should ever need it

excepting for my air this’ – here the well-spoken young man put his

hand into his breast – ‘this comb! Sir I implore you in the name

of charity to purchase a tortoiseshell comb which is a genuine

article at any price that your humanity may put upon it and may the

blessings of a ouseless family awaiting with beating arts the

return of a husband and a father from Dover upon the cold stone

seats of London-bridge ever attend you Sir may I take the liberty

of speaking to you I implore you to buy this comb!’ By this time,

being a reasonably good walker, you will have been too much for the

well-spoken young man, who will stop short and express his disgust

and his want of breath, in a long expectoration, as you leave him

behind.

Towards the end of the same walk, on the same bright summer day, at

the corner of the next little town or village, you may find another

kind of tramp, embodied in the persons of a most exemplary couple

whose only improvidence appears to have been, that they spent the

last of their little All on soap. They are a man and woman,

spotless to behold – John Anderson, with the frost on his short

smock-frock instead of his ‘pow,’ attended by Mrs. Anderson. John

is over-ostentatious of the frost upon his raiment, and wears a

curious and, you would say, an almost unnecessary demonstration of

girdle of white linen wound about his waist – a girdle, snowy as

Mrs. Anderson’s apron. This cleanliness was the expiring effort of

the respectable couple, and nothing then remained to Mr. Anderson

but to get chalked upon his spade in snow-white copy-book

characters, HUNGRY! and to sit down here. Yes; one thing more

remained to Mr. Anderson – his character; Monarchs could not

deprive him of his hard-earned character. Accordingly, as you come

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