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great interest in going round by the park plantations, under the

overhanging boughs (hares, rabbits, partridges, and pheasants,

scudding like mad across and across the chequered ground before

us), and so over the park ladder, and through the wood, until we

came to the Keeper’s lodge. Then, would, the Keeper be

discoverable at his door, in a deep nest of leaves, smoking his

pipe. Then, on our accosting him in the way of our trade, would he

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call to Mrs. Keeper, respecting ‘t’ould clock’ in the kitchen.

Then, would Mrs. Keeper ask us into the lodge, and on due

examination we should offer to make a good job of it for

eighteenpence; which offer, being accepted, would set us tinkling

and clinking among the chubby, awe-struck little Keepers for an

hour and more. So completely to the family’s satisfaction would we

achieve our work, that the Keeper would mention how that there was

something wrong with the bell of the turret stable-clock up at the

Hall, and that if we thought good of going up to the housekeeper on

the chance of that job too, why he would take us. Then, should we

go, among the branching oaks and the deep fern, by silent ways of

mystery known to the Keeper, seeing the herd glancing here and

there as we went along, until we came to the old Hall, solemn and

grand. Under the Terrace Flower Garden, and round by the stables,

would the Keeper take us in, and as we passed we should observe how

spacious and stately the stables, and how fine the painting of the

horses’ names over their stalls, and how solitary all: the family

being in London. Then, should we find ourselves presented to the

housekeeper, sitting, in hushed state, at needlework, in a baywindow

looking out upon a mighty grim red-brick quadrangle, guarded

by stone lions disrespectfully throwing somersaults over the

escutcheons of the noble family. Then, our services accepted and

we insinuated with a candle into the stable-turret, we should find

it to be a mere question of pendulum, but one that would hold us

until dark. Then, should we fall to work, with a general

impression of Ghosts being about, and of pictures indoors that of a

certainty came out of their frames and ‘walked,’ if the family

would only own it. Then, should we work and work, until the day

gradually turned to dusk, and even until the dusk gradually turned

to dark. Our task at length accomplished, we should be taken into

an enormous servants’ hall, and there regaled with beef and bread,

and powerful ale. Then, paid freely, we should be at liberty to

go, and should be told by a pointing helper to keep round over

yinder by the blasted ash, and so straight through the woods, till

we should see the town-lights right afore us. Then, feeling

lonesome, should we desire upon the whole, that the ash had not

been blasted, or that the helper had had the manners not to mention

it. However, we should keep on, all right, till suddenly the

stable bell would strike ten in the dolefullest way, quite chilling

our blood, though we had so lately taught him how to acquit

himself. Then, as we went on, should we recall old stories, and

dimly consider what it would be most advisable to do, in the event

of a tall figure, all in white, with saucer eyes, coming up and

saying, ‘I want you to come to a churchyard and mend a church

clock. Follow me!’ Then, should we make a burst to get clear of

the trees, and should soon find ourselves in the open, with the

town-lights bright ahead of us. So should we lie that night at the

ancient sign of the Crispin and Crispanus, and rise early next

morning to be betimes on tramp again.

Bricklayers often tramp, in twos and threes, lying by night at

their ‘lodges,’ which are scattered all over the country.

Bricklaying is another of the occupations that can by no means be

transacted in rural parts, without the assistance of spectators –

of as many as can be convened. In thinly-peopled spots, I have

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