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nightingales as they begin to sing in the woods behind them, that

if I were to propose to deal, they would sell me anything at cost

price. On this hallowed ground has it been my happy privilege (let

me whisper it), to behold the White-haired Lady with the pink eyes,

eating meat-pie with the Giant: while, by the hedge-side, on the

box of blankets which I knew contained the snakes, were set forth

the cups and saucers and the teapot. It was on an evening in

August, that I chanced upon this ravishing spectacle, and I noticed

that, whereas the Giant reclined half concealed beneath the

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overhanging boughs and seemed indifferent to Nature, the white hair

of the gracious Lady streamed free in the breath of evening, and

her pink eyes found pleasure in the landscape. I heard only a

single sentence of her uttering, yet it bespoke a talent for modest

repartee. The ill-mannered Giant – accursed be his evil race! –

had interrupted the Lady in some remark, and, as I passed that

enchanted corner of the wood, she gently reproved him, with the

words, ‘Now, Cobby;’ – Cobby! so short a name! – ‘ain’t one fool

enough to talk at a time?’

Within appropriate distance of this magic ground, though not so

near it as that the song trolled from tap or bench at door, can

invade its woodland silence, is a little hostelry which no man

possessed of a penny was ever known to pass in warm weather.

Before its entrance, are certain pleasant, trimmed limes; likewise,

a cool well, with so musical a bucket-handle that its fall upon the

bucket rim will make a horse prick up his ears and neigh, upon the

droughty road half a mile off. This is a house of great resort for

haymaking tramps and harvest tramps, insomuch that as they sit

within, drinking their mugs of beer, their relinquished scythes and

reaping-hooks glare out of the open windows, as if the whole

establishment were a family war-coach of Ancient Britons. Later in

the season, the whole country-side, for miles and miles, will swarm

with hopping tramps. They come in families, men, women, and

children, every family provided with a bundle of bedding, an iron

pot, a number of babies, and too often with some poor sick creature

quite unfit for the rough life, for whom they suppose the smell of

the fresh hop to be a sovereign remedy. Many of these hoppers are

Irish, but many come from London. They crowd all the roads, and

camp under all the hedges and on all the scraps of common-land, and

live among and upon the hops until they are all picked, and the

hop-gardens, so beautiful through the summer, look as if they had

been laid waste by an invading army. Then, there is a vast exodus

of tramps out of the country; and if you ride or drive round any

turn of any road, at more than a foot pace, you will be bewildered

to find that you have charged into the bosom of fifty families, and

that there are splashing up all around you, in the utmost

prodigality of confusion, bundles of bedding, babies, iron pots,

and a good-humoured multitude of both sexes and all ages, equally

divided between perspiration and intoxication.

CHAPTER XII – DULLBOROUGH TOWN

It lately happened that I found myself rambling about the scenes

among which my earliest days were passed; scenes from which I

departed when I was a child, and which I did not revisit until I

was a man. This is no uncommon chance, but one that befalls some

of us any day; perhaps it may not be quite uninteresting to compare

notes with the reader respecting an experience so familiar and a

journey so uncommercial.

I call my boyhood’s home (and I feel like a Tenor in an English

Opera when I mention it) Dullborough. Most of us come from

Dullborough who come from a country town.

As I left Dullborough in the days when there were no railroads in

the land, I left it in a stage-coach. Through all the years that

have since passed, have I ever lost the smell of the damp straw in

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