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that in a moment more I should have trodden upon without seeing,

rose up at my feet with a cry of loneliness and houselessness,

struck out of it by the bell, the like of which I never heard. We

then stood face to face looking at one another, frightened by one

another. The creature was like a beetle-browed hair-lipped youth

of twenty, and it had a loose bundle of rags on, which it held

together with one of its hands. It shivered from head to foot, and

its teeth chattered, and as it stared at me – persecutor, devil,

ghost, whatever it thought me – it made with its whining mouth as

if it were snapping at me, like a worried dog. Intending to give

this ugly object money, I put out my hand to stay it – for it

recoiled as it whined and snapped – and laid my hand upon its

shoulder. Instantly, it twisted out of its garment, like the young

man in the New Testament, and left me standing alone with its rags

in my hands.

Covent-garden Market, when it was market morning, was wonderful

company. The great waggons of cabbages, with growers’ men and boys

lying asleep under them, and with sharp dogs from market-garden

neighbourhoods looking after the whole, were as good as a party.

But one of the worst night sights I know in London, is to be found

in the children who prowl about this place; who sleep in the

baskets, fight for the offal, dart at any object they think they

can lay their their thieving hands on, dive under the carts and

barrows, dodge the constables, and are perpetually making a blunt

pattering on the pavement of the Piazza with the rain of their

naked feet. A painful and unnatural result comes of the comparison

one is forced to institute between the growth of corruption as

displayed in the so much improved and cared for fruits of the

earth, and the growth of corruption as displayed in these all

uncared for (except inasmuch as ever-hunted) savages.

There was early coffee to be got about Covent-garden Market, and

that was more company – warm company, too, which was better. Toast

of a very substantial quality, was likewise procurable: though the

towzled-headed man who made it, in an inner chamber within the

coffee-room, hadn’t got his coat on yet, and was so heavy with

sleep that in every interval of toast and coffee he went off anew

behind the partition into complicated cross-roads of choke and

snore, and lost his way directly. Into one of these establishments

(among the earliest) near Bow-street, there came one morning as I

sat over my houseless cup, pondering where to go next, a man in a

high and long snuff-coloured coat, and shoes, and, to the best of

my belief, nothing else but a hat, who took out of his hat a large

cold meat pudding; a meat pudding so large that it was a very tight

fit, and brought the lining of the hat out with it. This

mysterious man was known by his pudding, for on his entering, the

man of sleep brought him a pint of hot tea, a small loaf, and a

large knife and fork and plate. Left to himself in his box, he

stood the pudding on the bare table, and, instead of cutting it,

stabbed it, overhand, with the knife, like a mortal enemy; then

took the knife out, wiped it on his sleeve, tore the pudding

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asunder with his fingers, and ate it all up. The remembrance of

this man with the pudding remains with me as the remembrance of the

most spectral person my houselessness encountered. Twice only was

I in that establishment, and twice I saw him stalk in (as I should

say, just out of bed, and presently going back to bed), take out

his pudding, stab his pudding, wipe the dagger, and eat his pudding

all up. He was a man whose figure promised cadaverousness, but who

had an excessively red face, though shaped like a horse’s. On the

second occasion of my seeing him, he said huskily to the man of

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