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impressions of the loneliness of life in chambers. They shall

follow here, in order; first, second, and third.

First. My Gray’s Inn friend, on a time, hurt one of his legs, and

it became seriously inflamed. Not knowing of his indisposition, I

was on my way to visit him as usual, one summer evening, when I was

much surprised by meeting a lively leech in Field-court, Gray’s

Inn, seemingly on his way to the West End of London. As the leech

was alone, and was of course unable to explain his position, even

if he had been inclined to do so (which he had not the appearance

of being), I passed him and went on. Turning the corner of Gray’s

Inn-square, I was beyond expression amazed by meeting another leech

– also entirely alone, and also proceeding in a westerly direction,

though with less decision of purpose. Ruminating on this

extraordinary circumstance, and endeavouring to remember whether I

had ever read, in the Philosophical Transactions or any work on

Natural History, of a migration of Leeches, I ascended to the top

set, past the dreary series of closed outer doors of offices and an

empty set or two, which intervened between that lofty region and

the surface. Entering my friend’s rooms, I found him stretched

upon his back, like Prometheus Bound, with a perfectly demented

ticket-porter in attendance on him instead of the Vulture: which

helpless individual, who was feeble and frightened, and had (my

friend explained to me, in great choler) been endeavouring for some

hours to apply leeches to his leg, and as yet had only got on two

out of twenty. To this Unfortunate’s distraction between a damp

cloth on which he had placed the leeches to freshen them, and the

wrathful adjurations of my friend to ‘Stick ’em on, sir!’ I

referred the phenomenon I had encountered: the rather as two fine

specimens were at that moment going out at the door, while a

general insurrection of the rest was in progress on the table.

After a while our united efforts prevailed, and, when the leeches

came off and had recovered their spirits, we carefully tied them up

in a decanter. But I never heard more of them than that they were

all gone next morning, and that the Out-of-door young man of

Bickle, Bush and Bodger, on the ground floor, had been bitten and

blooded by some creature not identified. They never ‘took’ on Mrs.

Miggot, the laundress; but, I have always preserved fresh, the

belief that she unconsciously carried several about her, until they

gradually found openings in life.

Second. On the same staircase with my friend Parkle, and on the

same floor, there lived a man of law who pursued his business

elsewhere, and used those chambers as his place of residence. For

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three or four years, Parkle rather knew of him than knew him, but

after that – for Englishmen – short pause of consideration, they

began to speak. Parkle exchanged words with him in his private

character only, and knew nothing of his business ways, or means.

He was a man a good deal about town, but always alone. We used to

remark to one another, that although we often encountered him in

theatres, concert-rooms, and similar public places, he was always

alone. Yet he was not a gloomy man, and was of a decidedly

conversational turn; insomuch that he would sometimes of an evening

lounge with a cigar in his mouth, half in and half out of Parkle’s

rooms, and discuss the topics of the day by the hour. He used to

hint on these occasions that he had four faults to find with life;

firstly, that it obliged a man to be always winding up his watch;

secondly, that London was too small; thirdly, that it therefore

wanted variety; fourthly, that there was too much dust in it.

There was so much dust in his own faded chambers, certainly, that

they reminded me of a sepulchre, furnished in prophetic

anticipation of the present time, which had newly been brought to

light, after having remained buried a few thousand years. One dry,

hot autumn evening at twilight, this man, being then five years

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