“Yeah. He couldn’t have done all that in a single night, but if he was out there for three days-”
“-and four nights, if he got lost on Saturday afternoon that makes four nights-”
“Yeah, and four nights. So, supposing he kept pretty much headed dead east that whole time…” Jonesy calculated fifteen miles a day. “I’d say it’s possible.”
“But how come he didn’t freeze?” Beaver had lowered his voice to a near-whisper, probably without being aware of it. “He’s got a nice heavy coat and he’s wearin longies, but nights have been in the twenties everywhere north of the county line since Halloween. So you tell me how he spends four nights out there and doesn’t freeze. Doesn’t even look like he’s got any frostbite, just that mess on his cheek.”
“I don’t know. And there’s something else,” Jonesy said. “How come he doesn’t have the start of a beard?”
“Huh?” Beaver’s mouth opened. The toothpick hung from his lower lip. Then, very slowly, he nodded. “Yeah. All he’s got is stubble.”
“I’d say less than a day’s growth.”
“I guess he was shavin, huh?”
“Right,” Jonesy said, picturing McCarthy lost in the woods, scared and cold and hungry (not that he looked like he’d missed many meals, that was another thing), but still kneeling by a stream every morning, breaking the ice with a booted foot so he could get to the water beneath, then taking his trusty Gillette from… where? His coat pocket?
“And then this morning he lost his razor, which is why he’s got the stubble,” the Beav said. He was smiling again, but there didn’t seem to be a lot of humor in it.
“Yeah. Same time he lost his gun. Did you see his teeth?”
Beaver made a what-now grimace.
“Four gone. Two on top, two on the bottom. He looks like the What-me-worry kid that’s always on the front of Mad magazine.”
“Not a big deal, buddy. I’ve got a couple of AWOL choppers myself.” Beaver hooked back one comer of his mouth, baring his left gum in a one-sided grin Jonesy could have done without. “Eee? Ight ack ere.”
Jonesy shook his head. It wasn’t the same. “The guy’s a lawyer, Beav-he’s out in public all the time, his looks are part of his living. And these babies are right out in front. He didn’t know they were gone. I’d swear to it.”
“You don’t suppose he got exposed to radiation or something, do you?” Beaver asked uneasily. “Your teeth fall out when you get fuckin radiation poisonin, I saw that in a movie one time. One of the ones you’re always watching, those monster shows. You don’t suppose it’s that, do you? Maybe he got that red mark the same time.”
“Yeah, he got a dose when the Mars Hill Nuclear Power Plant blew up,” Jonesy said, and Beaver’s puzzled expression made him immediately sorry for the crack. “Beav, when you get radiation poisoning, I think your hair falls out, too.”
The Beaver’s face cleared. “Yeah, that’s right. The guy in the movie ended up as bald as Telly what’s-his-fuck, used to play that cop on TV.” He paused. “Then the guy died. The one in the movie, I mean, not Telly, although now that I think of it-”
“This guy’s got plenty of hair,” Jonesy interrupted. Let Beaver get off on a tangent and they would likely never get back to the point. He noticed that, out of the stranger’s presence, neither of them called him Rick, or even McCarthy. Just “the guy,” as if they subconsciously wanted to turn him into something less important than a man-something generic, as if that would make it matter less if… well, if.
“Yeah,” Beaver said. “He does, doesn’t he? Plenty of hair. “’He must have amnesia.” “Maybe, but he remembers who he is, who he was with, shit like that. Man, that was some trumpet-blast he blew, wasn’t it? And the stink! Like ether!”Yeah,” Jonesy said. “I kept thinking of starter fluid. Diabetics get a smell when they’re tipping over. I read that in a mystery novel, I think.” “Is it like starter fluid?”
“I can’t remember.” They stood there looking at each other, listening to the wind. It crossed Jonesy’s mind to tell Beaver about the lightning the guy claimed to have seen, but why bother? Enough was enough. “I thought he was going to blow his cookies when he leaned forward like that,” the Beav said.
“Didn’t you?”
Jonesy nodded.
“And he don’t look well, not at all well.”
“No.”
Beaver sighed, tossed his toothpick in the trash, and looked out the window, where the snow was coming down harder and heavier than ever. He flicked his fingers through his hair. “Man, I wish Henry and Pete were here. Henry especially.”
“Beav, Henry’s a psychiatrist.”
“I know, but he’s the closest thing to a doctor we got-and I think that fellow needs doctoring.”
Henry actually was a physician-had to be, in order to get his certificate of shrinkology-but he’d never practiced anything except psychiatry, as far as Jonesy knew. Still, he understood what Beaver meant.
“Do you still think they’ll make it back, Beav?”
Beaver sighed. “Half an hour ago I would have said for sure, but it’s really comin heavy. I think so.” He looked at Jonesy somberly; there was not much of the usually happy-go-lucky Beaver Clarendon in that look. “I hope so,” he said.
Chapter Three
HENRY’S SCOUT
1
Now, as he followed the Scout’s headlights through the thickening snow, burrowing as if through a tunnel along the Deep Cut Road toward Hole in the Wall, Henry was down to thinking about ways to do it.
There was the Hemingway Solution, of course-way back at Harvard, as an undergraduate, he had written a paper calling it that, so he might have been thinking about it-in a personal way, not just as another step toward fulfilling some twinky course requirement, that was-even then. The Hemingway Solution was a shotgun, and Henry had one of those now… not that he would do it here, with the others. The four of them had had a lot of fine times at Hole in the Wall, and it would be unfair to do it there. It would pollute the place for Pete and Jonesy-for Beaver too, maybe Beaver most of all, and that wouldn’t be right. But it would be soon, he could feel it coming on, something like a sneeze. Funny to compare the ending of your life to a sneeze, but that was probably what it came to. Just kerchoo, and then hello darkness, my old friend.
When implementing the Hemingway Solution, you took off your shoe and your sock. Butt of the gun went on the floor. Barrel went into your mouth. Great toe went around the trigger. Memo to myself, Henry thought as the Scout fishtailed a little in the fresh snow and he corrected-the ruts helped, that was really all this road was, a couple of ruts dug by the skidders that used it in the summertime. If you do it that way, take a laxative and don’t do it until after that final dump, no need to make any extra mess for the people who find you.
“Maybe you better slow down a little,” Pete said. He had a beer between his legs and it was half gone, but one wouldn’t be enough to mellow Pete out. Three or four more, though, and Henry could go barrel-assing down this road at sixty and Pete would just sit there in the passenger seat, singing along with one of those horrible fucking Pink Floyd discs. And he could go sixty, probably, without putting so much as another ding in the front bumper. Being in the ruts of the Deep Cut, even when they were filled with snow, was like being on rails. If it kept snowing that might change, but for now, all was well.
“Don’t worry, Pete-everything’s five-by-five.”
“You want a beer?”
“Not while I’m driving.”
“Not even out here in West Overshoe?”
“Later.”
Pete subsided, leaving Henry to follow the bore of the headlights, to thread his way along this white lane between the trees. Leaving him with his thoughts, which was where he wanted to be. It was like returning to a bloody place inside your mouth, exploring it again and again with the tip of your tongue, but it was where he wanted to be.
There were pills. There was the old Baggie-over-the-head-in-the-bathtub-trick. There was drowning. There was jumping from a high place. The handgun in the ear was too unsure-too much chance of waking up paralyzed-and so was slitting the wrists, that was for people who were only practicing, but the Japanese had a way of doing it that interested Henry very much. Tie a rope around your neck. Tie the other end to a large rock. Put the rock on the seat of a chair, then sit down with your back braced so you can’t fall backward but have to keep sitting. Tip the chair over and the rock rolls off. Subject may live for three to five minutes in a deepening dream of asphyxiation. Gray fades to black; hello darkness, my old friend. He had read about that method in one of Jonesy’s beloved Kinsey Milhone detective novels, of all places. Detective novels and horror movies: those were the things that floated Jonesy’s boat.