DROP DEAD by Clifford D. Simak

that it crept upon us without alarming us. At first, it sounded like a

sighing, as if a gentle wind were blowing through a little tree, and then

it changed into a rumble, but a far-off rumble that had no menace in it. I

was just getting ready to say something about thunder and wondering if our

stretch of weather was about to break when Kemper jumped up and yelled.

I don’t know what he yelled. Maybe it wasn’t a word at all. But the way he

yelled brought us to our feet and sent us at a dead run for the safety of

the ship. Even before we got there, in the few seconds it took to reach the

ladder, the character of the sound had changed and there was no mistaking

what it was – the drumming of hoofs heading straight for camp.

They were almost on top of us when we reached the ladder and there wasn’t

time or room for all of us to use it. I was the last in line and I saw I’d

never make it and a dozen possible escape plans flickered through my mind.

But I knew they wouldn’t work fast enough. Then I saw the rope, hanging

where I’d left it after the unloading job, and I made a jump for it. I’m no

rope-climbing expert, but I shinnied up it with plenty of speed. And right

behind me came Weber, who was no rope-climber; either, but who was doing

rather well.

I thought of how lucky it had been that I hadn’t found the time to take

down the rig and how Weber had ridden me unmercifully about not doing it. I

wanted to shout down and point it out to him, but I didn’t have the breath.

We reached the port and tumbled into it. Below us, the stampeding critters

went grinding through the camp. There seemed to be millions of them. One of

the terrifying things about it was how silently they ran. They made no

outcry of any kind; all you could hear was the sound of their hoofs

pounding on the ground. It seemed almost as if they ran in some blind fury

that was too deep for outcry.

They spread for miles, as far as one could see on the star-lit plains, but

the spaceship divided them and they flowed to either side of it and then

flowed back again, and beyond the spaceship there was a little sector that

they never touched.

I thought how we could have been safe staying on the ground and huddling in

that sector, but that’s one of the things a man never can foresee.

The stampede lasted for almost an hour. When it was all over, we came down

and surveyed the damage. The animals in their cages, lined up between the

ship and the camp, were safe. All but one of the sleeping tents were

standing. The lantern still burned brightly on the table. But everything

else was gone. Our food supply was trampled in the ground. Much of the

equipment was lost and wrecked. On either side of the camp, the ground was

churned up like a half-plowed field. The whole thing was a mess.

It looked as if we were licked.

The tent Kemper and I used for sleeping still stood, so our notes were

safe. The animals were all right. But that was all we had – the notes and

animals.

“I need three more weeks,” said Weber. “Give me just three weeks to

complete the tests.”

“We haven’t got three weeks,” I answered. “All our food is gone.”

“The emergency rations in the ship?’

“That’s for going home.”

“We can go a little hungry.”

He glared at us – at each of us in turn – challenging us to do a little

starving.

“I can go three weeks,” he said, “without any food at all? “We could eat

critter,” suggested Parsons. “We could take a chance.”

Weber shook his head. “Not yet. In three weeks, when the tests are

finished, then maybe we will know. Maybe we won’t need those rations for

going home. Maybe we can stock up on critters and eat our heads off all the

way to Caph.”

I looked around at the rest of them, but I knew, before I looked, the

answer I would get.

“All right,” I said. “We’ll try it.”

“It’s all right for you,” Fullerton retorted hastily. “You have your diet

kit.”

Parsons reached out and grabbed him and shook him so hard that be went

cross-eyed. “We don’t talk like that about those diet kits.”

Then Parsons let him go.

We set up double guards, for the stampede had wrecked our warning system,

but none of us got much sleep. We were too upset.

Personally, I did some worrying about why the critters had stampeded. There

was nothing on the planet that could scare them. There were no other

animals. There was no thunder or lightning – as a matter of fact, it

appeared that the planet might have no boisterous weather ever. And there

seemed to be nothing in the critter makeup, from our observation of them,

that would set them off emotionally.

But there must be a reason and a purpose, I told myself. And there must be,

too, in their dropping dead for us. But was the purpose intelligence or

instinct? That was what bothered me most. It kept me awake all night long.

At daybreak, a critter walked in and died for us happily. We went without

our breakfast and, when noon came, no one said anything about lunch, so we

skipped that, too.

Late in the afternoon, I climbed the ladder to get some food for supper.

There wasn’t any. Instead, I found five of the fattest punkins you ever

laid your eyes on. They had chewed holes through the packing boxes and the

food was cleaned out. The sacks were limp and empty. They’d even managed to

get the lid off the coffee can somehow and had eaten every bean.

The five of them sat contentedly in a corner, blinking smugly at me. They

didn’t make a racket, as they usually did. Maybe they knew they were in the

wrong or maybe they were just too full. For once, perhaps, they’d gotten

all they could eat.

I just stood there and looked at them and I knew how they’d gotten on the

ship. I blamed myself, not them. If only I’d found the time to take down

the unloading rig, they’d never gotten in. But then I remembered how that

dangling rope had saved my life and Weber’s and I couldn’t decide whether

I’d done right or wrong.

I went over to the corner and picked the punkins up. I stuffed three of

them in my pockets and carried the other two. I climbed down from the ship

and walked up to camp. I put the punkins on the table.

“Here they are,” I said. “They were in the ship. That’s why we couldn’t

find them. They climbed up the rope.”

Weber took one look at them. “They look well fed. Did they leave anything?”

“Not a scrap. They cleaned us out entirely.”

The punkins were quite happy. It was apparent they were glad to be back

with us again. After all, they’d eaten everything in reach and there was no

further reason for their staying in the ship.

Parsons picked up a knife and walked over to the critter that had died that

morning.

“Tie on your bibs,” he said.

He carved out big steaks and threw them on the table and then he lit his

stove. I retreated to my tent as soon as he started cooking, for never in

my life have I smelled anything as good as those critter steaks.

I broke out the kit and mixed me up some goo and sat there eating it,

feeling sorry for myself.

Kemper came in after a while and sat down on his cot.

“Do you want to hear?” he asked me.

“Go ahead,” I invited him resignedly.

“It’s wonderful. It’s got everything you’ve ever eaten backed clear off the

table. We had three different kinds of red meat and a slab of fish and

something that resembled lobster, only better. And there’s one kind of

fruit growing out of that bush in the middle of the back…”

“And tomorrow you drop dead.”

“I don’t think so,” Kemper said. “The animals have been thriving on it.

There’s nothing wrong with them.”

It seemed that Kemper was right. Between the animals and men, it took a

critter a day. The critters didn’t seem to mind. They were

johnny-on-the-spot. They walked in promptly, one at a time, and keeled over

every morning.

The way the men and animals ate was positively indecent. Parsons cooked

great platters of different kinds of meat and fish and fowl and what-not.

He prepared huge bowls of vegetables. He heaped other bowls with fruit. He

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