Farnham’s Freehold By Robert A. Heinlein

“I would.”

“Well- Uncle! I want you to be happy. It can be arranged.”

“It can?”

“Certainly. If you hadn’t put up such a fuss over being tempered, you could have had them with you all along- though I confess I don’t see why. Do you want to see the vet?”

“Uh . . . no.”

“Well, there’s another choice. I’ll have the slut spayed.”

“No!”

Ponse sighed. “You’re hard to please. Be practical, Hugh; can’t change a scientific breeding system to pamper one servant. Do you know how many servants are in this family? Here and at the Palace? Around eighteen hundred, I believe. Do you know what would happen if I allowed unrestricted breeding? In ten years there would be twice that number. And what would happen next? They would starve! I can’t support them n unlimited breeding. Would if I could, but it’s wishing for the Moon. Worse, for we can go to the Moon any time it’s worth while but nobody can cope with the way servants will breed if left to their own devices. So which is better? To control it? Or let them starve?”

Their Charity sighed. “I wish you were a head shorter, we would work something out. You’ve been in studs’ quarters?”

“I visited it once, with Memtok.”

“You noticed the door? You had to stoop; Memtok walked straight in-he used to be a stud. The doors are that height in ~very studs’ barracks in the world-and no servant is chosen Lf he can’t walk in without stooping. And the slut in this case Ls too tall, too. A wise law, Hugh. I didn’t make it; it was handed down a long time ago by Their Mercy of that time. If they are allowed to breed too tall they start needing to be tingled too often and that’s not good, for master or servant. No, Hugh. Anything within reason. But don’t ask for the impossible.” He moved from the divan where he had been sitting ~tête-à-tête with Hugh and sat down at the card table, picked

a deck. “So we’ll say no more about it. Do you know how ~o play double solitaire?”

“Yes.”

“Then come see if you can beat me and let’s be cheerful. A man gets upset when his efforts aren’t appreciated.”

Hugh shut up. He was thinking glumly that Ponse was not a villain. He was exactly like the members of every ruling class in history: honestly convinced of his benevolence and hurt if it was challenged.

They played a game; Hugh lost, his mind was not on it. They started to lay out another. Their Charity remarked, “I must have more cards painted. These are getting worn.”

Hugh said, “Couldn’t it be done more quickly, using a printer such as we use for scrolls?”

“Eh? Hadn’t thought about it.” The big man rubbed one of the XXth century cards. “This doesn’t seem much like printing. Were they printed?”

“Oh, yes. Thousands at a time. Millions, I should say, figuring the enormous numbers that used to be sold.”

“Really? I wouldn’t have though! that bridge, with its demand on the intellect, would have attracted many people.”

Hugh suddenly put down his cards. “Ponse? You wanted a way to make money.”

“Certainly.”

“You have it in your hand. Joe! Come here and let’s talk about this. How many decks of cards were sold each year in the United States?”

“Gosh, Hugh, I don’t know. Millions, maybe.”

“So I would say. At a gross profit of about ninety percent. Mmm- Ponse, bridge and solitaire aren’t the only games that can be played with these cards. The possibilities are unlimited. There are games simple as solitaire but played by two or three or more players. There are games a dozen people can play at once. There are hard games and easy games, there is even a form of bridge-‘duplicate,’ it’s called-harder than contract. Ponse, every family-little family-kept one or two or even dozens of decks on hand; it was a rare home that didn’t own a deck. I couldn’t guess how many were sold. Probably a hundred million decks in use in the United States alone. And you’ve got a virgin market. All it needs is to get people interested.”

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