“Be about the fullest company to get rested,” said the sergeant. “Half the time the companies have to be replaced and re-formed before that. The lads’ll see some leave, too. You get a week when you’re on third trench,” she said with relish.
“That’ll be a shock to civvy street,” said Fitz dryly. Life expectancy in the trenches was about forty days at the moment. Inside, he was deeply grateful that he would be returning some eighty-three percent of his men past that. It was something you didn’t dwell on here. But it did make boredom sweet. He opened the second envelope. Blinked. “It appears this bunch of ne’er-do-wells is due to attend a medals parade at sector headquarters. And yours truly is promoted to lieutenant first class. With the corresponding increase in pay of seven dollars a day, and family and retirement benefits.”
“The family and retirement benefits sound good, sir,” said the sergeant. She’d given up trying to get into Fitz’s pants a while back. Ariel was a good dog-in-the-manger. But the sergeant still cast sheep’s eyes his way sometimes. Fitz avoided them with care. That was a set of complications he didn’t need here, as their CO. Still, as a normal male there were certain intentions he was planning to follow up on that seven-day pass, when he didn’t have a minder.
* * *
In dress BDUs that now had a row of ribbons on the chest, and a second pip on their shoulders, Fitz blinked at the bright lights outside the troop disembarkation station. He put his bag down and wondered just where to go now.
“To find some food and drink,” said the bag, in Ariel’s voice, obviously guessing his thoughts.
“What the hell are you doing in there?” he demanded.
“Methinks I am crossing my legs and tying a knot in my tail. Hurry up and let me out before I pee on your kit.”
Given the alternative, letting her out seemed the only option. And, tempting though it might be, he couldn’t just run off and leave her there. She had kept him alive in the trenches, after all. So, with a curious rat peering out of his magazine pocket, he took a taxi into town. It was at her orders he stopped at the Paradise Pussy Club, too. It had a flashing neon cocktail-glass sign.
* * *
The bouncer eyed the man in uniform uncertainly. While officers in full-dress uniform, complete with ceremonial swords, were regular and welcome visitors to the club, men in BDUs were not. However this was definitely an officer, even if he was wearing dress BDUs. Against his better judgement he’d let him in.
* * *
In the pale hours of morning, Fitz looked cheerfully back at the club. It had been a great evening. The lap dancer would no doubt recover from the bite on her well-padded tail-end . . .
He gently patted the rat whose long nose protruded from his pocket, issuing ladylike snores. He’d had a wonderfully vulgar evening with a delightful girl, who had just discovered Cointreau. She’d thought that the strippers and pornographic backdrop movie were the best live entertainment she’d ever seen. Well, it was also the only show she’d seen. Of course, Ariel had also thought it was the side-splittingest comedy she’d ever seen. Rats have no taboos about genitalia or even sex. But what a wonderful girl. She had a biting sense of humor and just happened to be a rat. Damn fool of a bouncer should have understood that. The man would almost certainly recover. Saunas weren’t that hot, were they?
It seemed a little early on such a delightful evening—or morning—to go and visit the parental abode. His own residence had been sold. He’d terminated the lease on the only other place he’d had a claim on, and anyway, Candy probably wouldn’t have been glad to see him. Perhaps 4:00 a.m. was a little late to go and see if Van Klomp had gone soldiering, finally. He walked idly through an alleyway, where a foolish man waved a knife at him.
“Empty your pockets, soldier,” sneered that shifty soul.
Fitz shrugged. “On your head be it.”