Now tell me, were those words straight from her heart–or was it acting by the smartest woman in twenty universes?
Later, Star said, “I’m glad your chest is not a scratchy rug, like some men, my beautiful.”
“I was a pretty baby, too. How many chests have you checked?”
“A random sample. Darling, have you decided to keep me?”
“A while. On good behavior, you understand.”
“I’d rather be kept on bad behavior. But–while you’re feeling mellow–if you are–I had best tell you another thing–and take my spanking if I must.”
“You’re too anxious. One a day is maximum, hear me?”
“As you will, sir. Yassuh, Boss man. I’ll have my sword fetched in the morning and you can spank me with it at your leisure. If you think you can catch me. But I must tell this and get it off my chest.”
“There’s nothing on your chest. Unless you count–”
“Please! You’ve been going to our therapists.”
“Once a week.” The first thing Star had ordered was an examination for me so complete as to make an Army physical seem perfunctory. “The Head Sawbones insists that my wounds aren’t healed but I don’t believe him; I’ve never felt better.”
“He, is stalling, Oscar–by my order. You’re healed, I am not unskilled, I was most careful. But–darling, I did this for selfish reasons and now you must tell me if I have been cruel and unjust to you again. I admit I was sneaky. But my intentions were good. However, I know, as the prime lesson of my profession, that good intentions are the source of more folly than all other causes put together.”
“Star, what are you prattling about? Women are the source of all folly.”
“Yes, dearest. Because they always have good intentions–and can prove it. Men sometimes act from rational self-interest, which is safer. But not often.”
“That’s because half their ancestors are female. Why have I been keeping doctor’s appointments if I don t need them?”
“I didn’t say you don’t need them. But you may not think so. Oscar, you are far advanced with Long-Life treatments.” She eyed me as if ready to parry or retreat.
“Well, I’ll be damned!”
“You object? At this stage it can be reversed.”
“I hadn’t thought about it.” I knew that Long-Life was available on Center but knew also that it was rigidly restricted. Anybody could have it–just before emigrating to a sparsely settled planet. Permanent residents must grow old and die. This was one matter in which one of Star’s predecessors had interfered in local government. Center, with disease practically conquered, great prosperity, and lodestone of a myriad peoples, had grown too crowded, especially when Long-Life sent skyward the average age of death.
This stern rule had thinned the crowds. Some people took Long-Life early, went through a Gate and took their chances in wilderness. More waited until that first twinge that brings awareness of death, then decided that they weren’t too old for a change. And some sat tight and died when their time came.
I knew that twinge; it had been handed to me by a bolo in a jungle. “I guess I have no objection.”
She sighed with relief. “I didn’t know and should not have slipped it into your coffee. Do I rate a spanking?”
“We’ll add it to the list you already rate and give them to you all at once. Probably cripple you. Star, how long is ‘Long-Life’?”
“That’s hard to answer. Very few who have had it have died in bed. If you live as active a life as I know you will–from your temperament–you are most unlikely to die of old age. Nor of disease.”
“And I never grow old?” It takes getting used to.
“Oh, yes, you can grow old. Worse yet, senility stretches in proportion. If you let it. If those around you allow it. However–Darling, how old do I look? Don’t tell me with your heart, tell me with your eyes. By Earth standards. Be truthful, I know the answer.”
It was ever a joy to look at Star but I tried to look at her freshly, for hints of autumn–outer corners of eyes, her hands, for tiny changes in skin–hell, not even a stretch mark, yet I knew she had a grandchild.