I took her arm. “We’re leaving.”
“Yes, milord,” Star agreed.
He chased after us, shouting about broken contracts. I put hand to sword and showed six inches of blade; his squawks shut off.
Rufo seemed to be all over his mad; he greeted us civilly, even cheerfully. We mounted and left. We had been riding south a mile or so when I said, “Star darling–”
“Milord love?”
“That ‘jumping over the sword’–that really is a marriage ceremony?”
“A very old one, my darling. I think it dates back to the Crusades.”
“I’ve thought of an updated wording:
‘Jump rogue, and princess leap,
‘My wife art thou and mine to keep!’
“–would that suit you?”
“Yes, yes!”
“But for the second line you say:
‘–thy wife I vow and thine to keep.’
“Got it?”
Star gave a quick gasp. “Yes, my love!”
We left Rufo with the longhorses, giving no explanation, and climbed a little wooded hill. All of Nevia is beautiful, with never a beer can nor a dirty Kleenex to mar its Eden loveliness, but here we found an outdoor temple, a smooth grassy place surrounded by arching trees, an enchanted sanctuary.
I drew my sword and glanced along it, feeling its exquisite balance while noting again the faint ripples left by feather-soft hammer blows of some master swordsmith. I tossed it and caught it by the forte. “Read the motto. Star.”
She traced it out. ” ‘Dum vivimus, vivamus!’–‘While we live, let us live!’ Yes, my love, yes!” She kissed it and handed it back; I placed it on the ground.
“Know your lines?” I asked.
“Graved in my heart.”
I took her hand in mine. “Jump high. One . . . two . . . three!”
Chapter 12
When I led my bride back down that blessed hill, arm around her waist, Rufo helped us mount without comment. But he could hardly miss that Star now addressed me as: “Milord husband.” He mounted and tailed in, a respectful distance out of earshot.
We rode hand in hand for at least an hour. Whenever I glanced at her, she was smiling; whenever she caught my eye, the smile grew dimples. Once I asked, “How soon must we keep lockout?”
“Not until we leave the road, milord husband.”
That held us another mile. At last she said timidly, “Milord husband?”
“Yes, wife?”
“Do you still think that I am ‘a cold and clumsy wench’?”
“Mmm . . .” I answered thoughtfully, ” ‘cold’–no, I couldn’t honestly say you were cold. But ‘clumsy’–Well, compared with an artist like Muri, let us say–”
“Milord husband!”
“Yes? I was saying
“Are you honing for a kick in the belly?” She added, “American!”
“Wife . . . would you kick me in the belly?”
She was slow in answering and her voice was very low. “No, milord husband. Never.”
“I’m pleased to hear it. But if you did, what would happen?”
“You–you would spank me. With my own sword. But not with your sword. Please, never with your sword . . . my husband.”
“Not with your sword, either. With my hand. Hard. First I would spank you. And then–”
“And then what?”
I told her. “But don’t give me cause. According to plans I have to fight later. And don’t interrupt me in the future.”
“Yes, milord husband.”
“Very well. Now let’s assign Muri an arbitrary score of ten. On that scale you would rate–Let me think.”
“Three or four, perhaps? Or even five?”
“Quiet. I make it about a thousand. Yes, a thousand, give or take a point. I haven’t a slide rule.”
“Oh, what a beast you are, my darling! Lean close and loss me–and just wait till I tell Muri.”
“You’ll say nothing to Muri, my bride, or you will be paddled. Quit fishing for compliments. You know what you are, you sword-jumping wench.”
“And what am I?”
“My princess.”
“Oh.”
“And a mink with its tail on fire–and you know it.”
“Is that good? I’ve studied American idiom most carefully but sometimes I am not sure.”
“It’s supposed to be tops. A figure of speech, I’ve never known a mink that well. Now get your mind on other matters, or you may be a widow on your bridal day. Dragons, you say?”