Heinlein, Robert A – Expanded Universe

University of California, degree granting through Ph.D. level. But, since math and

languages and history are not required, let’s see how they fill the other

classrooms.

The University of California (all campuses) is classed as a “tough school.”

It is paralleled by a State University system with lower entrance requirements, and

this is paralleled by local junior colleges (never called “junior”) that accept any

warm body.

UCSC was planned as an elite school (“The Oxford of the West”) but falling

enrollment made it necessary to accept any applicant who can qualify for the

University of California as a whole; therefore UCSC now typifies the “statewide

campus.” Entrance can be by examination (usually College Entrance Examination

Boards) or by high school certificate. Either way, admission requires a certain

spread-2 years of math, 2 of a modern language, 1 of a natural science, 1 of

American history, 3 years of English-and a level of performance that translates as

B+. There are two additional requirements: English composition, and American History

and Institutions. The second requirement acknowledges that some high schools do not

require American history; UCSC permits an otherwise acceptable applicant to make up

this deficiency (with credit) after admission.

The first additional requirement, English composition, can be met by written

examination such as CEEB, or by transferring college credits considered equivalent,

or, lacking either of these, by passing an examination given at UCSC at the start of

each quarter.

The above looks middlin’ good on the surface. College requirements from high

school have been watered down somewhat (or more than somewhat) but that B+ average

as a requirement looks good

if high schools are teaching what they taught two and three generations ago. The

rules limit admission to the upper 8% of California high school graduates

(out-ofstate applicants must meet slightly higher requirements).

8%- So 92% fall by the wayside. These 8% are the intellectual elite of young

adults of the biggest, richest, and most lavishly educated state in the Union.

Those examinations for the English-composition requirement: How can anyone

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fail who has had 3 years of high school English and averages B+ across the board?

If he fails to qualify, he may enter but must take at once (no credit)

“Subject A”-better known as “Bonehead English.”

“Bonehead English” must be repeated, if necessary, until passed. To be

forced to take this no-credit course does not mean that the victim splits an

occasional infinitive, sometimes has a dangling modifier, or a failure in agreement

or case-he can even get away with such atrocities as “-like I say-.”

It means that he has reached the Groves of Academe

unable to express himself by writing in the English language.

It means that his command of his native language does not equal that of a

12-year-old country grammar school graduate of ninety years ago. It means that he

verges on subliterate but that his record is such in other ways that the University

will tutor him (no credit and for a fee) rather than turn him away.

But, since these students are the upper 8% and each has had not less than

three years of high school English, it follows that only the exceptionally

unfortunate student needs “Bonehead English.” That’s right, isn’t it? Each one is

eighteen years old, old enough to vote, old enough to contract or to marry without

consulting parents, old enough to hang for murder, old enough to have children (and

some do); all have had 12 years of schooling including 11 years of English, 3 of

them in high school.

(Stipulated: California has special cases to whom English is not native

language. But such a person who winds up in that upper 8% is usually-I’m tempted to

say “always”-fully literate in English.)

So here we have the cream of California’s young adults; each has learned to

read and write and spell and has been taught the basics of English during eight

years in grammar school, and has polished this by not less than three years of

English in high school-and also has had at least two years of a second language, a

drill that vastly illuminates the subject of grammar even though grasp of the second

language may be imperfect.

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