We were finishing off a big breakfast and both of my chums had
talked to Gloria and the will had been read and both of them (and Burt, too, to my surprise and his) were now a bit richer and we were all getting ready to leave for Las Vegas, three of us to shop for jobs, Anna simply to stay with us and visit until we shipped out, or whatever.
Anna was then going to Alabama. “Maybe I’ll get tired of loafing. But I promised my daughter that I would retire and this is the right time. I’ll get reacquainted with my grandchildren before they get too big.”
Anna a grandmother? Does anyone ever know anyone else?
xxv
Las Vegas is a three-ring circus with a hangover.
I enjoy the place for a while. But after I’ve seen all the shows I reach a point where the lights and the music and the noise and the frenetic activity are too much. Four days is a-plenty.
We reached Vegas about ten, after a late start because each of us had business to doÄeverybody but me with arrangements to make for the collection of moneys from Boss’s will and me to deposit my closing draft with MasterCard. That is, I started to. I stopped abruptly when Mr. Chambers said, “Do you want to execute an order to us to pay your income tax on this?”
Income tax? What a filthy suggestion! I could not believe my ears. “What was that, Mr. Chambers?”
“Your Confederacy income tax. If you ask us to handle itÄhere’s the formÄour experts prepare it and we pay it and deduct it from your account and you aren’t bothered. We charge only a nominal fee. Otherwise you have to calculate it yourself and make out all the forms and then stand in line to pay it.”
“You didn’t say anything about any such tax when I made the deposit the day I opened this account.”
“But that was a national lottery prize! That’s yours, utterly freeÄ that’s the Democratic Way! Besides, the government gets its cut off the top in running the lottery.”
“I see. How much cut does the government take?”
“Really, Miss Baldwin, that question should be addressed to the
government, not to me. If you’ll just sign at the bottom, I’ll fill in the rest.”
“In a moment. How much is this `nominal fee’? And how much is the tax?”
I left without depositing my draft and again poor Mr. Chambers was vexed with me. Even though bruins are so inflated that you have to line up quite a few of them to buy a Big Mac, I do not consider a thousand bruins “nominal”Äit’s more than a gram of gold, $37 BritCan. With their 8 percent surcharge on top, MasterCard would be getting a fat fee for acting as stooge for the Confederacy’s Eternal Revenue Service.
I wasn’t sure that I owed income tax even under California’s weird lawsÄmost of that money had not been earned in California and I couldn’t see what claim California had on my salary anyway. I wanted to consult a good shyster.
I went back to Cabana Hyatt. Goldie and Anna were still out but Burt was there. I told him about it, knowing that he had been in logistics and accounting.
“It’s a moot point,” he said. “Personal-service contracts with the Chairman were all written `free of tax’ and in the Imperium the bribe was negotiated each year. Here an umbrella bribe should have been paid through Mr. EspositoÄthat is to say, through Ms. Wainwright. You can ask her.”
“In a pig’s eye!”
“Precisely. She should have notified Eternal Revenue and paid any taxes dueÄafter negotiation, if you understand me. But she may be skimming; I don’t know. HoweverÄ You do have a spare passport, do you not?”
“Oh, certainly! Always.”
“Then use it. That’s what I’ll be doing. Then I’ll transfer my money after I know where I’ll be. Meanwhile I’ll leave it safe on the Moon.”
“Uh, Burt, I’m pretty sure Wainwright has every spare passport listed. You seem to be saying that they’ll be checking us at exit?”
“What if Wainwright has listed them? She won’t turn over the list to the Confederates without arranging her cut, and I doubt that she’s had time to dicker it. So pay only the regular squeeze and stick your nose in the air and walk on through the barrier.”