Then suddenly, in that medley of human odors, of sweat and dirt and worry and fear and musk and soiled diapers, one odor cut through as crystal clear as the theme of the Golden Cockerel in Rimsky-Korsakov’s Hymn to the Sun or a Wagnerian leitmotif in the Ring CycleÄand I yelped:
“Janet!”
A heavyset woman on the other side of the queue turned and looked at me, and dropped two suitcases and grabbed fne. “Marjie!” And a man in a beard was saying, “I told you she was in the ship! I told you!” And Ian said accusingly, “You’re dead!” and I pulled my mouth away from Janet’s long enough to say, “No, I’m not. Junior Piloting Officer Pamela Heresford sends you her warmest regards.”
Janet said, “That slitch!” Ian said, “Now, Jan” and Betty looked at me carefully and said, “It is she. Hello, luv! Good on you! My word!” and Georges was being incoherent in French around the edges while trying gently to take me away from Janet.
Of course we had fouled up the progress of the queue. Other people, burdened down and some of them complaining, pushed past us, through us, around us. I said, “Let’s get moving again. We can talk later.” I glanced back at the spot where Pete and I had lurked; he was gone. So I quit worrying about him; Pete is smart.
Janet wasn’t really heavyset, not corpulentÄshe was simply several months gone. I tried to take one of her suitcases; she wouldn’t let me. “Better with two; they balance.”
So I wound up carrying a cat’s travel cageÄMama Cat. And a large brown-paper parcel Ian had carried under one arm. “Janet, what did you do with the kittens?”
“They,” Freddie answered for her, “have, through my influence, gained excellent positions with fine prospects for advancement as rodent-control engineers on a large sheep station in Queensland. And now, Helen, pray tell me how it chances that you, who, only yesterday it seems, were seen on the right hand of the lord and master of a great superliner, today find yourself consorting with the peasantry in the bowels of this bucket?”
“Later, Freddie. After we’re through here.”
He glanced toward the door. “Ah, yes! Later, with a friendly libation and many a tale. Meanwhile we have yet to pass Cerberus.”
Two watchdogs, both armed, were at the door, one on each side.
I started saying mantras in my mind while chattering double-talk
inanities with Freddie. Both masters-at-arms looked at me, both
seemed to find my appearance unexceptionable. Possibly a dirty
face and scraggly hair acquired in the night helped, for, up to then,
I had never once been seen outside cabin BB unless Shizuko had
labored mightily to prepare me to fetch top prices on the auction block.
We got outside the door, down a short ramp, and were queued up at a table set just outside. At it sat two clerks with papers. One called out, “Frances, Frederick J.! Come forward!”
“Here!” answered Federico and stepped around me to go to the table. A voice behind me called out, “There she is!”Äand I sat Mama Cat down quite abruptly and headed for the skyline.
I was vaguely aware of much excitement behind me but paid no attention to it. I simply wanted to get out of range of any stun gun or sticky-rope launcher or tear-gas mortar as fast as possible. I could not outrace a radar gun or even a slug rifleÄbut those were no worry if Pete was right. I just kept placing one in front of the other. There was a village off to my right and some trees dead ahead. For the time being the trees seemed a better bet; I kept going.
A glance back showed that most of the pack had been left behindÄnot surprising; I can do a thousand meters in two minutes flat. But two seemed to be keeping up and possibly closing the gap. So I checked my rush, intending to bang their heads together or whatever was needed.
“Keep going!” Pete rasped. “We’re supposed to be trying to catch you.
I kept going. The other runner was Shizuko. My friend Tilly.
Once I was well inside the trees and out of sight of the landing boat I stopped to throw up. They caught up with me; Tilly held my head and then wiped my mouthÄtried to kiss me. I turned my face away. “Don’t, I must taste dreadful. Did you come out of the ship like that?” She was dressed in a leotard that made her look taller, more slender, more western, and much more female than I was used to in my quondam “maid.”