Hit or Myth by Robert Asprin

“Well, do your best. Skeeve? Would you join me outside? I don’t think you’re going to want to see this.”

He was closer to being right than he knew. Even though I had been through some rough and tumble times during recent years, that didn’t mean I enjoyed it

even to watch.

The door was barely shut behind us when a series of thuds and crashes erupted inside. It was painful just to listen to, but it didn’t last long.

“I told them to take their time,” Shai-ster said, scowling at the silence. “Oh well, I guess …” The door opened, revealing one of the white team. “If you’ve got any more lessons out there, I suggest you send them in. These two didn’t teach us much at all.”

He shut the door again, but not before we caught a glimpse of the two bodyguards unconscious on the floor. Well, Guide was on the floor. Nunzio was kind of standing on his head in the corner.

“Tough little guys,” I remarked casually. “It must be the four arms. Think you could find work for them in the Mob?”

Shai-ster was visibly shaken, but he recovered quickly.

“So they want to play rough. Well, that’s fine by me.”

“You aren’t going in there alone, are you?” I asked, genuinely concerned.

He favored me with a withering glance.

“Not a chance.”

With that, he put his fingers in his mouth and blew a loud blast. At least, that’s what it looked like. I didn’t hear a thing.

Before I could ask what he was doing, though, a thunder of footsteps announced the arrival of two dozen Mob reinforcements.

Neat trick. I guess the whistle had been too high for me to hear… or too low.

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