Hit or Myth by Robert Asprin

Again there was a general ripple of surprise, but a royal order was a royal order, and the various retainers bowed or curtsied to the throne and began making their way out.

“You too, General. I would speak with Massha alone.”

Badaxe began to object, but Massha nudged him in the ribs with an elbow, a blow which would have been sufficient to flatten most men, but was barely enough to gain the general’s attention. He frowned darkly, then gave a short bow and left with the others.

“So, you’re a friend of our lord Magician,” I asked after we were finally alone.

“I have that . . . honor, your Majesty,” Massha replied cautiously. “I hope he’s… well?”

“As a matter of fact, he’s in considerable trouble right now.”

Massha heaved a great sigh.

“I was afraid of that. Something to do with his last assignment?”

I ignored the question.

“General Badaxe seems quite taken with you. Are you sure you want to stay in the magik biz? Or are you going to try your hand at a new lifestyle?”

Massha scowled at me.

“Now how did you hear that? You haven’t been torturing your own magician, have you?”

I caught the small motion of her adjusting her rings, and decided the time for games was over.

“Hold it, Massha! Before you do anything, there’s something I have to show you.”

“What’s that?”

I had already closed my eyes to remove my disguise spell… faster than I ever had before.

“Me,” I said, opening my eyes again.

“Well, I’ll be … you really had me going there, hot stuff.”

“It was just a disguise spell,” I waved off-handedly.

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